rolls his eyes and chuckles to himself as he looks to the sky.
Earth Mother, please have mercy on them.
looks each of the three fellow hordies standing in front of him.
This is why we don’t have nice things. Why would anybody trust us with chairs when all you know how to do is throw them?
Shakes his head and looks down at the ground in disappointment. A slight grin can be seen as he walks away.
Bah! I know exactly what to do with a chair! First you knock the Alliance over the head with it and then it’s into the turn buckle! Followed it up by a big boot to the face! And then you finished 'em with a flying elbow off the top rope!
Oooooh yeaaaaah!
Hahahaaa!
All I have is this visual in my head of two skeletal arms dislocated at the shoulder, hanging from the chair that you couldn’t lift up.
Cheers.
I wouldn’t be fighting. I’m the hype-man. But my boy El Tiburon the Shark of the Land and his partner Mad Money Mohenjo are gunna bring the pain this Sunday at the Elwyn Amphitheater, so you and all your Alliance crony-jabronis better be ready!
Elwynn has an Amphitheater? Whaaaat?
It does now, brother!
WOOOO!
Great! I’ll be the one leading the chant:
“Fel no, you smell, no chairs for you!”
You could always go to the arena in STV.
No, you can’t. I’m using that one.
No problem. I’ll just throw moldy, rotten fen berries at the Hrodies while you scream that particular chant.
Are we gonna fite?
I feel like we need brawler’s guild back, and that one of the fights must be over who gets chairs.
I’m not sure what brawler’s guild is but it sounds interesting. Like it might actually be worth paying for a transfer of my main from the dusty old barn that used to be my old realm. I am quite fond of that old goat of a warrior. You have my interest piqued.
It was a neat feature that they did for about 3 expacs or so? It was an underground fight club. The Alliance one is in the tram, SW side, under the tram tracks. You’d queue up and get something like 7 levels to get through various fights per season.
Then they dropped it. No reason. The club is still there. My guild uses it occasionally as the site for grimdark type RP.
That’s right! They did! I completely forgot about Brawl Club.
I guess it figures, since they replaced it with those special Mage Tower Trials back in Legion. But dang, WoW has so many defunct features it feels a little like a run-down amusement park.
Still waiting for that Dance Studio. You know the one that was actually advertised on the Wrath physical box? Yeah. That’s the one.
…never forget.
WRA Alliance deserves more love! 
Loved reading this!
Do you suppose the Horde is upset because the breadth of snouts, tusks and beards that make up their various visages makes it difficult for social kissing?
Could be. Although it might be a lack of fiber in some of their diets.
I love my tuskie kisses, thank you.
…I also refer to lady Draenei horns as “pillow shredders.”
But it is a price I pay gladly.