WRA Ultimate Mary Sue challenge

Wyrmrest Accord
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Hi everyone!

I think we should all take turns adding a sentence to an imaginary Mary sue RP character as if they had a character sheet. Then compile it. (Stuck at work selling beds. Distract me)

I’ll start:
Updated:
Jerry Diamondonium, EX-illidari, The One who dealt the killing blow to the Jailer. Died, then resurrected and became Markfurion Bloodstorm
< Illdari turned Knight of the Ebon Blade / Dark-Ranger General / Khanguard / Hand of A’dal / Hero of Ashenvale / Lead Guitarist of Metallica / Crayon Eater / Senior Program Manager / MBA / Level 9 Black Belt in SCRUM/ Currently top DPS of all time and top salesman./MY DAD OWNS BLIZZARD/half dragon, half elf, half ravioli

His beautiful and perfect eyes glow with felfire, arcane sparkles, holy light and undeath all at the same time. His hair, full of volume and bounce, changes color based on their mood.

He is the secret child of Queen Azshara and Xavius that they kept hidden from the world for fear what people would think should the union ever be discovered. Markfurion is the only true wielder of [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker].

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Markfurion Bloodstorm
< Illdari turned Knight of the Ebon Blade / Dark-Ranger General / Khanguard / Hand of A’dal / Hero of Ashenvale / Lead Guitarist of Metallica / Crayon Eater / Senior Program Manager / MBA >

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Lost it to the senior program manager lolol

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lmao yah I started thinking about corporate email signatures and decided to sneak that in

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Add Level 9 Black Belt in SCRUM and it’s perfection

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I think Markfurion also needs to have mastered the art of closing the sale, and is the top DPS of all time

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Markfurion Bloodstorm
< Illdari turned Knight of the Ebon Blade / Dark-Ranger General / Khanguard / Hand of A’dal / Hero of Ashenvale / Lead Guitarist of Metallica / Crayon Eater / Senior Program Manager / MBA / MY DAD OWNS BLIZZARD >

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He’s half dragon, half elf, half ravioli

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Oh so I didn’t understand what we were doing at first! Okay what if, Jerry Diamondonium Illidari but died and was resurrected into an Illidari Death Knight that now goes by Markfurion Bloodstorm cuz he’s a blood deathknight demom hunter??? lmao

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Perfect I’ll update it!!!

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Their eyes should glow with felfire, arcane sparkles, holy light and undeath all at the same time and their hair color changes with their mood.

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Love it. It is now a part of him

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he is the secret child of Queen Azshara and Xavius that they kept hidden from the world for fear what people would think should the union ever be discovered.

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exclusively uses the original [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

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He was the very first Demon Hunter Illidan ever recruited, and the demon he consumed was an Eredar Lord.

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He’s the hand that reaches out from the Sunwell and touches Liadrin’s shoulder in the Midnight cinematic

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He’s the one who put the gold bands on Xal’atath’s toes. But then he broke up with her because she was too clingy.

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Isn’t he the dude that the prophecies foretold would one day free the Horde from a lifetime of sitting on dirt floors by building chairs for them?

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I think this man is also part dino or tiger DNA.

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Yes, he has druid powers. His tank form is a trex and his dps form is a tiger. He only tanks and dps, no resto form

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