“Hey girl so I’m trying to get prepared for the future content of life and you’re definitely my best in slot”
OH YEA NOT CRINGE BABY
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You’re objectively wrong lol
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Attack them mercilessly if they’re wearing red.
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No no. You are her best in slot.
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SMUD Warlocm looking for SFUD Shadow Priest. Bind on equip, not bind on pick up. Alchemist preferred to make Elixirs of Restoration to maintain our bodies. Must have jaw.
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A couple of dwarf jokes come to mind…
“I like my beer like I like my women: Stout and bitter.”
“Ahhh, winter… Yardrobe malfunction! (‘twang’) Ooo, there’s me hammer.”
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so you’re planning to sell her to vendor with next patch
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Nice pants. What’s the drop rate? 
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Soaked.
“Well, hello there.”
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Pathfinder!? Cant I just pay for it?
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My, you’re a tall one!
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Damn girl, are you a troll?
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Is that a healthstone in your pocket or you’re happy to see me?
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Damn grill, are you a druid?
Cause you seem to have the HoT’s for me.
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I can’t think of any good pick up lines but i can think of a good rejection response.
“Declined. 2k+ dater io only, no scrubs.”
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“You’re an emerald dream come true”
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“I challenge you to mak’gora”
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“Me Gonna Ook You In the Dooker”
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I swear that Succubus is only temporary. She means nothing to me!
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If i dont got it you dont want it
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