WoW Needs Chainsaws

Especially a 1H Sword Chainsaw because 1H Swords are the only Chainsawable weapon type that I can wield :smiley:

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/love Doom

also /love Evil Dead

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Uhhhh yeah it does. Big two hand 48" bar type.

Gnomish, or Goblin chainsaws? Or even Dwarven. Steam Chainsaws.

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Personally I would prefer a Demon-technology based Chainsaw, but that’s just me.

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We’ve already got several mechanized weapons, so I say bring on the chainsaws.

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I don’t now if we really need a Fel dripping chainsaw.

Speaking of which, I think it’s time to run back to SMV and reload my green fire.

Everything is better when it’s dripping fel.

Just look at the Fel Succubus :smiley:

Wait, are you telling us you willingly disabled green fire?

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During the end of WoD and Legion? Heck yea.

EVERYTHING was green. How can you trust a Warlock with green fire back then, they’d assume I was corrupted and an agent of the Legion.

Stuff like that can muss my hair, and, as you can seen, that just Won’t Do.

But now, I pretty much NEVER see it – so, time to switch back. Start a new fashion trend.

Where do I quest for Pink Fire??

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You’re a warlock. Being corrupted is a job requirement.

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What we really need is a chainsaw fist weapon.

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We are actually getting a 1h sword that’s a chainsaw from the new mechadon dungeon!

https://ptr.wowhead.com/item=169608/tearing-sawtooth-blade

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We lost that opportunity in WoD.

They could have easily turned the Iron Horde version of Kargath Bladefist into Kargath CHAINSAWFIST!

But they didn’t.

:sob:

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Nonsense.

I’m the corrupTOR, but am myself pure of heart. Enjoy the DoT ticks of my Immolate until you are GB&D, so I can feed you to my Felguard.

Oh my goodness! It’s… beautiful :heart_eyes:

Now if only we could get a 2H version with a non-Gnomish/Goblin theme

Honestly, I’m not really sure what other race might conceive of a shainsaw as a weapon. The one that Kleoni is a solidly Gnomish weapon. I think a Goblin version could be a lot more interesting given their naturally destructive nature.

I would never willingly wield a goblin crafted weapon. More of a danger to the wielder than to the target.