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Why didn’t the warrior cross the road?
No path available.
What is Overseer Y’beda’s favorite Christmas song?
“Y’beda watch out, Y’beda not cry, Y’beda not pout, I’m tellin’ you why, Santa Claus is comin’ to town.”
What’s a rogue’s favourite drink?
Subtle tea.
How does a druid cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
What do you call a druid who melees in tree form?
A combat log.
How does Naxxramas fly?
With its four wings.
What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren?
A mini-taur.
Why are Mages so polite?
They have a lot of Manas.
How do you know someone’s been playing since Vanilla?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
What’s the abbreviation for Death Knight?
Decay.
An Orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
Barkeep says, “Crikey! Where’d you find that?”
The parrot replies, “Durotar, they’re all over the place!”
How does a tauren hide in a cherry bush?
He paints his hooves red.
What could you call Chromie’s hips?
A waist of time.
How did the paladin start losing weight?
He was eating light.
Why aren’t warriors using intellect enchants?
Because they don’t want their weapons to be smarter than themselves.
Someone picked Mekkatorque’s pocket yesterday and stole his wallet.
How could anyone stoop so low?
What do you call 5 mogu rolling down the hill?
The Rolling Stones.
How many Worgen druids does it take to chase a cat up a tree?
Three. One to be the cat, one to be the tree and one to do the chasing.
Where does Ragnaros go for his back treatments?
The pyro-practor.
Why do hunters get smashed in bars?
Because they’re always multi-shotting.
Why do I love my class trainer?
Because he respecs me.
How do you stop a Warrior from charging?
You take away his credit card.
What do you call a gnome priest?
A compact disc.
Yo mama so fat, when she logs into WoW she automatically gets World Explorer.
How come people get lost in Thunder Bluff?
Because the layout makes a real mesa things.
What do rogues and noobs have in common?
They both pick locks.
What do you call a Tauren Demon Hunter?
Illidairy.
Why do rogues wear leather?
Because it’s made of “hide”.
A forsaken walks into an inn and orders an ale and a mop.
What do you call a tauren rogue?
Invisibull.
What do you call it if paladins and druids share a bath?
A HoT tub with Bubbles.
Yo mama so fat, she got stuck in the Dark Portal – from the Draenor side.
You know you have been playing WoW for too long when the microwave dings and you yell “GRATS!”
Why do heroic raiders smell bad?
Because they never wipe.
Why are there no tauren waiters?
They’re afraid of getting tipped.
What do you call it when you lend money to a Taunka?
A buffaloane.
Why do mages and warlocks get invited to all parties?
Because mages bring the food and warlocks get you stoned.
Yo mama so fat, even Frostmourne wasn’t that hungry.
How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the light bulb in place and the other to drink until the room starts spinning.
You know you’re addicted to WoW when the only reason you go to church is for the stam buff.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A pandaren after a bloodbath.
Why didn’t the undead cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.
Yo mama so fat, when a rogue shadowstepped her, he got a loading screen.
Why wasn’t deathwing invited to any parties?
He was dragon everyone down.
What did the Blood Elf say after becoming vegetarian?
“Salami I shall ignore-y.”
What do you call a group of paladins refusing to work and demanding better working conditions?
A Crusader Strike.
Why can’t gnomes be paladins?
Poor little guys can’t reach the light.
How many rogues does it take to kill a paladin?
Two. One to start the fight, the other to wait at the inn.
Yo mama so fat, she gets an “immune” message when priests try to Levitate her.
How many Blizzard developers does it take to get an expansion right?
Nobody knows because it hasn’t been done yet.
Why did the enchanter have to clean out his bank?
Because it was full of dust.
Why are hunters terrible photographers?
They’re always out of focus.
What do you call three resto druids?
A treesome.
Why are warriors the worst salesman?
They charge too much.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the Black Temple it became the Sunken Temple.
What do you get when you feed a tauren dynamite?
Abominable.
