How do you tell how old a Wicker Pup is? o.o
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… you go to Wicker-pedia! ^.^
(Edit: Oh man… tough crowd tonight… >.>)
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A gnome and a Tauren walk into a bar.
The gnome says let me have a drink and a steak sandwich.
The bar tender looks at the gnome and then at the Tauren and then back at the gnome and says “what about your friend?”
The gnome looks thoughtfully at the Tauren then after studying the floor for a minute turns to the bartender and says “he’s a vegan.”
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Here’s another one for you…
Which raid do you clear when you’re hungry for snacks? o.o
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Drool-duar! : D 
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Now lookie here, miss!
Just because you barge in here with a stick doesn’t mean you’ll get a karat! 
Oh god… 
Oh, oh, oh! I’ve got another one… ^.^
When the Winter Queen signs her letters, it reads:
Ardently yours! 
(please send help! ^.^)
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What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren?
A mini-taur.
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i hope you’re not afraid of snakes…
What do you call a gnome priest?
A compact disc!
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I was going to go with a slider.
Open a White Castle in Oribos airport.
It needs a better food court.
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Here’s a WoW joke; Shadowlands.
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I went to an awesome stag party last night.
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Are you implying I can go to wikipedia to figure out how old my dog is?
Why are there no tauren waiters?
They’re afraid of getting tipped.
Why can’t gnomes be paladins?
Poor little guys can’t reach the light.
Why wasn’t deathwing invited to any parties?
He was dragon everyone down.
Why didn’t the undead cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.
Why do heroic raiders smell bad?
Because they never wipe.
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What would World of WarKraft sell?
Do you think EHarmony has a Discord channel?
Are all Tauren born in late April to mid-May?
Has the Gnome genome been completely mapped?
How do humans reproduce if it is every man for himself?
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joke’s on you, but Wickerpedia is actually a real wiki
it has exactly one article, which is unsurprisingly, about wicker (and the whole thing is a joke website likely created by Uncyclopedia)