With Microshaft cutting thousands of jobs and finally getting things on track for ActiBlizz, CEO Nadella has been awarded $79,000,000 this year for his exceptional work and dedication to bringing customer satisfaction to a new level. His cash bonus of over 10 million was cut to just over 5 million at his request because he feels responsible for some of the slip-ups in 2024.
I can’t post a link to the article, but it’s at reuters dot com/technology/microsoft-ceo-nadellas-2024-pay-rose-63-79-mln-stock-awards-2024-10-24
Maybe I should go buy one of those $90 bruto mounts? 
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Is your name short for hell Velvita?
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The guy is CEO of one of the largest and most valuable companies in the world. I’m honestly surprised its that low.
I guess technically, its only the 3rd most valuable company in the world right now, after Apple and NVidia
How is it short, when it has more letters? Bad at math and spelling?
Wat hell Velvita has more letters than hellvita
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Would you rather it had been higher?
Honestly, it doesn’t matter to me either way. Businesses are going to business.
I’m just saying, givin their success, it’s suprising.
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Wut is it you are trying to say?
lol i like how this thread dovetailed to discussing Hellvita’s name in relation to a popular brand of cheese-based products
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Success? Are you aware of how bad a year they had for security?
Stock price is up $100 from this time last year. That’s all that stockholders care about. And that’s huge.
For anyone stuck on my name, there is a band from years ago that a couple of my friends were in called Hellvis and the Hellvettes, the back-up singers names were Hellchedda and Hellvita.
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When has poor security ever stood in the way of Microsoft products?
Idk about the thread title but go ahead and eat the rich
Fataldamage asked if your name was short for ‘hell velvita’
You then asked if they were bad at spelling or math.
But why would you ask this as ‘hellvita’ is shorter and only includes the letters in ‘hell velvita’
Oh, neat!
Do you know how unhealthy the rich are? They’re all flabby and full of fat and preservatives. If you want to eat somebody, you should pick someone well-marbled.
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I did not see hell before velvita when he posted that. Dunno
They were a great band, and did some amazing punk covers of Elvis songs.
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