Wow is hiring tuns of people

Please apply if you have creativity

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Oh wows, I hope they hire tons of people even.

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Got to get those phone games finished!

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*squints eyes

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Considering how they treat their employees (like making record profits then laying-off 600–and that’s just for starters), I’m not willing to stick my neck out. No thank you.

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Are any of those positions in the game director/producer roles? Can have tons of creative talent but if the direction of the game and it’s systems doesn’t change, what good will that do?

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There is one for associate director

I dont know what a " associate " director does?

Hiring interns perhaps.

Please DON’T apply if you have creativity. Activision is where creativity goes to die… if you have talent, go somewhere you’ll be allowed to actually use it

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Step 1: Have Talent
Step 2: Oh. Nevermind.

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Probably only need 5+ years experience, are willing to move to California, and are willing to make less money than other places.

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They won’t change from their current path of systemlands expansion if you work for them.

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Creativity? Creativity is my middle name! (Yeah, that pretty was embarrasing in grade school.) Just look at my limericks!

There once was a zoroastrian from Mumbai
Who discovered a new formula for pi
He…um…sigh…

Which company is hiring?

  1. Blizzard (a company)

  2. Activision-Blizzard (a holding company, that owns Blizzard and some other companies).

The two have different employees and different staffs. Blizzard works on WoW. Activision-Blizzard doesn’t.

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I got a better one for you.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his money in a bucket
His daughter Nan
Ran off with a man
As for the bucket? Nan took it.

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i’m real creative i am the most creative person ever as the new creative director i’m gonna create a raid that has 37 bosses and all of them one-shot your entire raid unless everyone sings the lyrics to one of several thousand randomly selected songs, none of which are in your native language

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Get hired. Create mobilesque game for WOW. Implement. Add to portfolio. Jump ship.

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Oh, that man from Nantucket.

I know a worse one but I’m not in the mood for a forum vacation.

Wait, I know that song. It’s the dwarf song, right?

Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold,
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold,
GOLD, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold,

(chorus)

Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold,
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold,

(verse 2)

Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold,
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold,
GOLD, GOLD, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold,