I’m looking to get fatter this weekend and want to have a WoW-inspired pizza made.
Pineapples are entirely out of the question.
What are some crust/topping combos that would make it WoW-themed/inspired?
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Is “Disappointing your parents” a topping?
Glad I was an orphan then.
Take a perfectly fine pizza, flip it over, and throw it into the dirt.
I call it “The Jailer” Pizza.
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I’m looking for something that’s actually edible, but I laughed hard.
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bbq chicken pizza is the best. get an x-large from domino’s
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It’s good but I want something that screams WoW when I look at it and eat it.
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Marsage:
“The Jailer” Pizza
2 huge gray pepperoni slices.
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Do a Great Vault pizza.
Basically there’s a selection of 9 toppings that you’ll roll for.
But you need to figure out a way to rig it after the first roll, so you always get duplicate toppings.
So you will have a Pepperoni Pepperoni Pepperoni Pizza.
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Could do an RNGizza, little bits of every conceivable topping, and a layer of cheese so thick you can’t see what you’re about to bite into.
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You could use bacon for “boar” and then some anchovies for “Murlocks” and then some mushrooms for the annoying shrooms in the delves.
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Make one based off the races of a faction
Salt to be rocks for orcs
Hákarl cuz closest thing to a forsaken
Switchgrass for tauren
You know what infusion for trolls
And a pickle for goblin
Yummaroo
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Spinach and Green olives with pesto sauce. An undermined theme pizza! Get some canada dry ginger ale and it can be kaja-kola! Or w/e it was called. Lol. Hope you make something good!
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The Draenor Special, an experience that encapsulates the contrast between the Garrison and the rest of the world at max level.
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I HAD to ask ChatGPT this question LOL. I was curious what it would come up with. Mind the wall of text!! Feel free to scroll past LOL
1. Horde-Themed Pizza
Crust : Thick, savory garlic butter crust to represent the bold, fierce nature of the Horde.
Sauce : Spicy red sauce (think fiery like the Horde’s aggression).
Toppings :
Pepperoni or sausage (representing the orcish warriors’ toughness).
Roasted red peppers and jalapeños (for a fiery kick).
Bacon (to capture the hearty, no-nonsense nature of the Horde).
Mozzarella and cheddar cheeses (for a rich, bold flavor).
Onions for extra bite.
Optional: A drizzle of hot sauce for extra spice.
2. Alliance-Themed Pizza
Crust : A crispy, buttery crust, representing the refined yet strong nature of the Alliance.
Sauce : Classic tomato sauce (simple and timeless).
Toppings :
Grilled chicken or turkey (representing the noble and steadfast human soldiers).
Mushrooms (for their earthy, natural tones, reflecting the Night Elves).
Spinach (to capture the elven connection to nature).
Feta cheese (adding a Mediterranean flair that might resonate with the Alliance’s highborn).
Artichokes or olives for an elegant touch.
Parmesan and mozzarella cheese for a balanced and noble flavor.
3. Draenei-Themed Pizza
Crust : A unique, lavender-hued crust (use a bit of food coloring to make it stand out).
Sauce : A rich, creamy alfredo sauce (to represent their ethereal beauty and connection to the Light).
Toppings :
Shrimp or fish (to honor their watery, coastal homeland).
Asparagus or green peppers (to bring in vibrant, healthy colors).
Goat cheese (honoring their draenic heritage).
Spinach and garlic for extra flavor.
Mozzarella to pull it all together.
4. Night Elf-Themed Pizza
Crust : A wood-fired crust, crispy and smoky.
Sauce : A basil pesto sauce (green, fresh, and full of nature’s essence).
Toppings :
Roasted mushrooms (capturing the Night Elf connection to the forest).
Spinach and arugula (representing their affinity with nature).
Goat cheese or blue cheese (wild and bold).
Sun-dried tomatoes (for a hint of sweetness).
Mozzarella and ricotta cheese for creamy texture.
5. Undead-Themed Pizza
Crust : Dark, charcoal-infused crust to represent the death and decay of the Forsaken.
Sauce : A smoky barbecue or dark balsamic glaze.
Toppings :
Pulled pork or beef brisket (decadent and meaty).
Black olives (deep and mysterious).
Caramelized onions (sweet, yet slightly dark).
Cheddar and gouda cheeses (strong, aged flavors).
Sausage or pepperoni for extra richness.
6. Troll-Themed Pizza
Crust : Sweet cornbread crust, nodding to the troll’s roots in the jungles.
Sauce : A zesty, spicy tomato sauce with a hint of lime.
Toppings :
Jerk chicken or spicy shrimp (bold and flavorful).
Pineapple-free salsa (with fresh cilantro, tomatoes, and chili peppers).
Avocado slices (for creamy richness).
Cheddar cheese and mozzarella for melting and depth.
Roasted bell peppers and scallions for a fresh finish.
7. Pandaren-Themed Pizza
Crust : A fluffy, lightly sweet crust with sesame seeds for texture.
Sauce : Sweet soy sauce base (a nod to their love of food and balance).
Toppings :
Char siu pork (sweet, savory, and tender).
Bok choy or baby spinach (for that crispy, leafy green element).
Mushrooms (shiitake for an authentic twist).
Cheddar and mozzarella for a cheesy, satisfying bite.
Optional: Peanuts for crunch.
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Finall, ChatGPT is useful for something meaningful.
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new wait…this pizza for fake garbage allerias new look.
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Can’t go wrong with Cake Pizza.
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