WoW-Inspired Pizza Ideas

I’m looking to get fatter this weekend and want to have a WoW-inspired pizza made.

Pineapples are entirely out of the question.

What are some crust/topping combos that would make it WoW-themed/inspired?

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Is “Disappointing your parents” a topping?

Glad I was an orphan then.

Take a perfectly fine pizza, flip it over, and throw it into the dirt.

I call it “The Jailer” Pizza.

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I’m looking for something that’s actually edible, but I laughed hard.

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bbq chicken pizza is the best. get an x-large from domino’s

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It’s good but I want something that screams WoW when I look at it and eat it.

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2 huge gray pepperoni slices.

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Do a Great Vault pizza.
Basically there’s a selection of 9 toppings that you’ll roll for.
But you need to figure out a way to rig it after the first roll, so you always get duplicate toppings.

So you will have a Pepperoni Pepperoni Pepperoni Pizza.

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Could do an RNGizza, little bits of every conceivable topping, and a layer of cheese so thick you can’t see what you’re about to bite into.

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You could use bacon for “boar” and then some anchovies for “Murlocks” and then some mushrooms for the annoying shrooms in the delves.

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Make one based off the races of a faction

Salt to be rocks for orcs
Hákarl cuz closest thing to a forsaken
Switchgrass for tauren
You know what infusion for trolls
And a pickle for goblin

Yummaroo

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Spinach and Green olives with pesto sauce. An undermined theme pizza! Get some canada dry ginger ale and it can be kaja-kola! Or w/e it was called. Lol. Hope you make something good!

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ahh, ok

The Draenor Special, an experience that encapsulates the contrast between the Garrison and the rest of the world at max level.

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I HAD to ask ChatGPT this question LOL. I was curious what it would come up with. Mind the wall of text!! Feel free to scroll past LOL

1. Horde-Themed Pizza

  • Crust: Thick, savory garlic butter crust to represent the bold, fierce nature of the Horde.
  • Sauce: Spicy red sauce (think fiery like the Horde’s aggression).
  • Toppings:
    • Pepperoni or sausage (representing the orcish warriors’ toughness).
    • Roasted red peppers and jalapeños (for a fiery kick).
    • Bacon (to capture the hearty, no-nonsense nature of the Horde).
    • Mozzarella and cheddar cheeses (for a rich, bold flavor).
    • Onions for extra bite.
    • Optional: A drizzle of hot sauce for extra spice.

2. Alliance-Themed Pizza

  • Crust: A crispy, buttery crust, representing the refined yet strong nature of the Alliance.
  • Sauce: Classic tomato sauce (simple and timeless).
  • Toppings:
    • Grilled chicken or turkey (representing the noble and steadfast human soldiers).
    • Mushrooms (for their earthy, natural tones, reflecting the Night Elves).
    • Spinach (to capture the elven connection to nature).
    • Feta cheese (adding a Mediterranean flair that might resonate with the Alliance’s highborn).
    • Artichokes or olives for an elegant touch.
    • Parmesan and mozzarella cheese for a balanced and noble flavor.

3. Draenei-Themed Pizza

  • Crust: A unique, lavender-hued crust (use a bit of food coloring to make it stand out).
  • Sauce: A rich, creamy alfredo sauce (to represent their ethereal beauty and connection to the Light).
  • Toppings:
    • Shrimp or fish (to honor their watery, coastal homeland).
    • Asparagus or green peppers (to bring in vibrant, healthy colors).
    • Goat cheese (honoring their draenic heritage).
    • Spinach and garlic for extra flavor.
    • Mozzarella to pull it all together.

4. Night Elf-Themed Pizza

  • Crust: A wood-fired crust, crispy and smoky.
  • Sauce: A basil pesto sauce (green, fresh, and full of nature’s essence).
  • Toppings:
    • Roasted mushrooms (capturing the Night Elf connection to the forest).
    • Spinach and arugula (representing their affinity with nature).
    • Goat cheese or blue cheese (wild and bold).
    • Sun-dried tomatoes (for a hint of sweetness).
    • Mozzarella and ricotta cheese for creamy texture.

5. Undead-Themed Pizza

  • Crust: Dark, charcoal-infused crust to represent the death and decay of the Forsaken.
  • Sauce: A smoky barbecue or dark balsamic glaze.
  • Toppings:
    • Pulled pork or beef brisket (decadent and meaty).
    • Black olives (deep and mysterious).
    • Caramelized onions (sweet, yet slightly dark).
    • Cheddar and gouda cheeses (strong, aged flavors).
    • Sausage or pepperoni for extra richness.

6. Troll-Themed Pizza

  • Crust: Sweet cornbread crust, nodding to the troll’s roots in the jungles.
  • Sauce: A zesty, spicy tomato sauce with a hint of lime.
  • Toppings:
    • Jerk chicken or spicy shrimp (bold and flavorful).
    • Pineapple-free salsa (with fresh cilantro, tomatoes, and chili peppers).
    • Avocado slices (for creamy richness).
    • Cheddar cheese and mozzarella for melting and depth.
    • Roasted bell peppers and scallions for a fresh finish.

7. Pandaren-Themed Pizza

  • Crust: A fluffy, lightly sweet crust with sesame seeds for texture.
  • Sauce: Sweet soy sauce base (a nod to their love of food and balance).
  • Toppings:
    • Char siu pork (sweet, savory, and tender).
    • Bok choy or baby spinach (for that crispy, leafy green element).
    • Mushrooms (shiitake for an authentic twist).
    • Cheddar and mozzarella for a cheesy, satisfying bite.
    • Optional: Peanuts for crunch.
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There you have it.

Alliance, are chicken.

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Finall, ChatGPT is useful for something meaningful.

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new wait…this pizza for fake garbage allerias new look.

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Can’t go wrong with Cake Pizza.

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