I am flying from Minnesota to Texas currently, I’m in the bathroom with stomach troubles and I just paid 10 dollars for WiFi and I get to enjoy all of you people complaining, fighting, and whining from up here.
Technology has just reached its pinnacle and I’m glad I’m alive to see it
Make sure you have airplane mode on.
I have since the boarding door closed
How’d you get pathfinder already?
Try not to fall in and get flushed down yourself.
I’ve HAD it, with these motherfeling Gnomes on this motherfeling plane!
What does airplane mode do? seriously asking
Stops your electronics from interfering with the plane’s delicate systems.
Turns off gps and cell signal. It messes with the airplanes guidance system.
The pinnacle of technology was the IBM Selectric II.
The stuff we have today? Should probably all get flushed down that toilet.
Actually, the chances of it doing anything are pretty remote. But the FAA can be risk averse about some things. Too bad they weren’t so diligent about the 737Max.
Order yourself two bottles of Jack Daniels. I always get at least two for a flight.
I, too, often enjoy reading the WoW forums when I have terrible poops.
I think the odds of a bird strike destroying the engines are greater than anything related to autopilot disruption. Not that it really matters, planes have Faraday cages built in now, so your phone won’t work regardless.
That is the plane I am on and I’m listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd while wearing a Jim Croce shirt…
LOL, they’re not quite that bad. I remember when instead of screens on the back of seats, there were phones, that only charged $5 to $10 a minute for us to make calls from the plane. Airlines sure must be missing that sweet loot, which is why they charge so much for short duration wifi service.
Thank you for the suggestion I hadn’t thought to drink before while flying but you just made my trip a whole lot better! And future trips too lmao
This guy gets it.
The Samuel L. Jackson sequel NO ONE wants to see…
Wow Forums on a Plane.
It does not. At best most people would just mute their phones and stick them back in their pocket or purse.