“Wow! Anduin is in chains!”
All npcs look to you
“Do YOU know how to get him out?”
picks up a key
“THAT’S RIGHT! A KEY WILL WORK! GOOD JOB!”
Next thing you know they start teaching us our ABCs…
A for Anduin!
B for Blood!
C for Cenarius
D for DARNASSUS IS ON FIRE! OMG THERE IS SO MUCH BLOOD! SYLVANAS IS BURNING DARNASSUS AHHHHHHHHHH
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Considering how dumb people are these days this can only help.
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I will admit the new easy peasy lemon squeezy quests were a little annoying.
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hey, the hot and cold game was hard
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I would personally like to think a bit here.
Hmm okay, I need a key. Oh maybe I need to find a jailer or warden OH LOOK THERE IS JAILER SADASDASD MAYBE HE HAS THE KEY
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I noticed this when I did the BfA BG where you jump off the ship and collect azerite. It reminded me of a Disney ride
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Ardenweald feels like a new Disney movie. Holy crap…
We get an egg to the queen because the egg won’t wake up.
Cough SLEEPING BEAUTY cough kinda
On the other hand, if the beginning quests were indeed hard. You and I would be like WTF!!!
I just want to play the damn game gtfo of this MAW!!!
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“Talk to the NPC beside me”
Player - GUYS THE QUEST IS BUGGED, HE WONT LET ME FINISH THE QUEST
Other person - Talk to the NPC
Player - WHAT NPC WHY BLIZZARD MAKE THESE QUESTS SO CONFUSING
That’s why they had to make the quests hold your hand, years and years of people failing simple requests
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This thread made me laugh, maybe that’s why people are leaving Alliance, because it is a Disney universe.
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But now Vulpera are on horde. More disney crap. We got Jaina aka Elsa. Thrall, aka Shrek and I know that isn’t disney but still. But I would prefer Shrek over thrall. Then we got Anduin, the fricking charming prince that is searching for his princess. Then we got Sylvanas, the evil witch trying to ruin love.
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Well look at the voice actors . We had to listen to this for 2 years in panderia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkNXyHo0m40&t=21s
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I came for the violence, blood, gore and the war conflict, MoP bbq pandas all around. Rated T for teen, but idk people don’t know how to read game labels anymore. People complain that this game is not 3 year old friendly it’s not supposed to be thus the rattling. I would like to see there faces when they go to Moongaurd Alliance, but can’t see people on the other of the computer. I don’t have a computer yet to play, but I hope the raids are worth the bang for my buck. 
Nothing says kids show like genocide, the concepts of death, and all of the in-between ideas of war and conquest.
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Figures. Blizzard has been going for a company wide Disney/Pixar look for all their games for years now. Regardless of how they clash with the franchises and worlds of their games.
We’re worlds away from the old black and white artwork from the 90s manuals and brutal story points. This used to be the company that considered itself heavy metal. Now it’s tween pop
Remember when the spoiler tag was a thing?
You think that really matters anymore? Some kids are playing cod campaign at like 5 or 6 years old. That don’t mean crap, it’s just the way the npcs talk to you. Just weird, everything so easy. Blizzard holding your hand it each quest…
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Just because bad parents allow them to play an M game, doesnt make literally half the themes kiddy.