WoW Debate: Alpha Pitbull vs Rhino

Pit has the spell /lockjaw, and rhino has the spell /stampede.

Who would win?

Pit

Rhino

If dog has dodge, and assemble pack maybe

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It is a serious question. Hence why I put lock jaw as a move the pit has.

I think the pit bull would be able to jump and lock onto the rhinos neck. Once the jaw is locked its game over for the rhino.

pit bull would get destroyed, just like in 95% of the scenarios you make for these threads

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First off, I’m a monster for feeding this troll. Second off, the pitbull cannot physically get its jaws around a rhino’s throat. It’s too damn big. Third off, the pitbull’s teeth are not long enough to pierce a rhino’s skin. The pitbull gets violently thrown and cowers away, or get stepped on and is dead. 100lb doge vs 4,000lb rhino. This just doesn’t work. Ok I’m done feeding the trolls.

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We’re talking about an alpha pit bull here.

Yeah what Manald said. It’s an alpha pit. Much different situation.

The rhino also has terrible eyesight.

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I’d give it to the pit easy.

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Couldn’t agree more. Rhino can’t even eviscerate like the pitbull can

Ah Lownslow, I knew that there was a shortage of something on the forums, now I realize that it was kissing threads :monkey_face:

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I didn’t know Michael Vick played WOW.

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There may be a kissback.

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We are due for a kissback.

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Well…as long as the poor pit bulls are loved and cared for…kisses for everyone.

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Is alpha pit bull mr. worldwide’s final form?

If so he wins. A rhino can’t rhyme Kodak with Kodak can it???

it absolutely cannot.

Yes, alpha pit is Mr. Worldwide’s final form. It’s his secret weapon.

Could I also have a kiss?

Rhino, every single time.

This is a massive mismatch.

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That’s incredibly false. The rhino doesn’t even have teeth for eviscerating.

Plus the pitbull will EASILY out maneuver the Rhino.

The pit would literally have to be blind to even come close to losing this match.