WoW dating sim

As we know all WoW spin offs are very popular, especially the unofficial ones (I will not elaborate further on this) so it just makes sense for Blizzard to finally break into the dating sim market

All these well known and loved, or very loved, characters finally yours for the smooching

Plus they could make absolute bank off it by selling the expansions that wow had as expansions to the game that would add iconic characters from those expansions to the roster (Illidan and Kaelthas for TBC, Yrel from WoD, etc etc)

You know you’d buy it, cuz they could also give the expansions cheesy names

World of Lovecraft
The Burning Passion Crusade
The Warmth of the Lich King
The Cuddleclysm
The Lust of Pandaria
The Warlords of Devotion
The Beloved of Azeroth
The Sweetheart-lands
The Dragon-flings

17 billion dollar profit and 83 new yatchs, how could they not do it?

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No one in their right mind would approve this, and they approved Shadowlands.

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They technically approved of an Overwatch dating sim not that long ago :stuck_out_tongue:

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And overwatch is dead, isnt it ?

But not because of the dating sim!

Everyday I read GD posts, I lose a little more hope for the game and gain more disappointment and concern for the type of player blizzard chooses to pander to.

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But also because of it.

Even KFC has a dating sim

Missing out on a huge market

Oh, you live in a land where yes means no and no means yes, do you?

Id play the cuddleclysm

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Im in a land where they gave up on making a PvE feature for the game because they ‘didnt had the time’, but they gave us a stupid dating sim.

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You do realise they outsourced that dating sim, right? :stuck_out_tongue:

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You do realise that no one plays that trash, do you ?

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You seem angry. You need to play a dating sim to relax yourself

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OH Hades no just no.

Want that go to Fet Life

Oh! You’re right! That Hades game totally needs a dating sim, too! So many hunky gods and goddesses in that!

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Either you’re confused what a dating sim is

Or you don’t really know what that other website is for

I know plenty of people in real life relationships that met through there so nice try.

All those others are are more friendly versions of things we don’t need here.

Wait… you’re telling us to go to fet life if we want to play a WoW dating sim… and get a real life relationship… so you’re saying if I go to fet life I can get into a real life relationship with Valeera??? :open_mouth: