WoW Companion Dating App? (It is impossible)

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Ok I dont know about you all but I pay the monthly fee and play this game because I thought eventually id meet a girl on here that I could game with, laugh with, cry with (about the meta) and then one day, after our bond in Da 'Roth became so strong that the virtual walls of our love and friendship could no longer be contained, it would blast through the virtual planar dimension and jump to the craziest game of all: IRL. I pictured all the hours of our online adventuring and trials blossoming into a real world relationship that would culminate in us meeting up at a hampton inn. After a mad fast “bussnroll” i head home and decide to take a break from wow to “work on myself”…and like that…our love, our bond, becomes a fleeting moment; a blip on the cosmic timeline…but we both are better for it.
I would like to report that after 8 years of paying and playing…this hasnt happened. Anyone else have any luck because Im starting to think meeting a girl in here is impossible. WoW needs to level up its game and make it a dating app.

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You are dam lucky you didn’t meet any .

I met one Girl in Wotlk who I left my guild and friends for and at the end of the day she leaves me saying “YARRR NOT COMMITED ENOUGH”

Women are bad…stay away

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yeah but did you guys meet irl? I think girls are pretty cool in a generic kind if way. Would be cool if WOW became better with its dating app functionality

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Playing WoW to find a girlfriend is like starting a Krispy Kreme diet to lose weight.

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doughnuts are super good though…

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I met someone in WoW. Flew cross country, we dated for a couple of years, then split amicably. We just were going different directions in life.

I met my wife on E-Harmony though. Would highly recommend.

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eharm? thats for like old peeps i thought? Plus eharm doesnt let you filter by peeps that are gamers…if you meet in wow it guaranteed similar interests on the gaming front.

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Well… this isn’t creepy at all…

backs out slowly

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Thallia you arent a girl dont act weirded out. In 8 yrs ive seen like two that play wow

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Awww… so cute… that old meme. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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Have you seen the divide on almost everything in GD lately? I think nothing could be further from the truth :rofl:

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Well there’s your problem.

I lol’d.

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If you have enough gold, any problem can be solved. :+1:

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Oh lord, I dun lol’d again.

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is 70k enough?

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You need to seek a therapist.

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Just outta curiousity, did you draw out “lord” in full deep south? I mean at least 3 syllables?? Cuz i sure read it that way :rofl:

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still here? yo hmu

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Well, I’m from Louisiana, so use your imagination. :upside_down_face:

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Therapy is pretty cool actually - I think everyone could benefit from telling someone their probs. Unfortunately for me I cant afford it and my insurance wont cover it so the wow forums is where i come to iron out my probs.

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