While re-watching the Fall of Kil’jaeden cinematic from Legion, I was shocked when I realized there was less dialogue than I thought.
Then I thought about other cinematics and realized that they have little dialogue too. And most of what dialogue they do have is one-liners, or strings of one-liners (every sentence is a one-liner). For example, here’s the dialogue from that cinematic;
Kil’jaeden: "Our fates are now one. Argus will be your tomb.
Khadgar; "At least we will have died fighting."
Illidan; "Our war isn’t over yet. Not when we hold the key to all worlds."
Illidan; "Khadgar, take us home."
Kil’jaeden; "I was always envious of you. Your gift. Your faith. Your vision. I never believed that Sargeras could be stopped. Perhaps you will prove me wrong."
Khadgar; "Everyone! Get ready."
Khagdar; "What have you done?"
Illidan; "Sometimes the hand of fate must be forced."
For another example, there’s the Argus’ defeat cinematic;
Aman’thul; "You have done well mortals."
Eonar; "It is time."
Aman’thul; "We must gather our strength. Return home, children of Azeroth."
Velen; "Illidan. We’ve done all we can."
Illidan; 'Every choice. Every sacrifice, Has led me to this moment. To face him once again."
Velen; "You are not coming with us."
Illidan; "The hunter is nothing without the hunt. Did you not see this fate, prophet."
Velen; "Fate. Our survival was never in fate’s hands. Light be with you, Illidan Stormrage."
Aman’thul; "Brother! Your crusade is over!"
Sargeras; "Noooooo!"
Now for one of my most hated cinematics;
High Exarch Turalyon: "We are blessed to be in your presence once more, Xe’ra."
Xe’ra: "Turalyon. You have found the Chosen One."
Xe’ra: Illidan. From birth, the light in your eyes held such promise for the future."
Illidan Stormrage: I sacrificed that birthright long ago.
Xe’ra: Do you not wish to reclaim what was lost? To be whole again?"
Illidan Stormrage: The Legion’s end… is all I seek."
Xe’ra: "My child. You have given so much, for so little. Your true potential, your redemption lies before you. Let go of your shattered form and embrace the light’s power."
Illidan Stormrage: "I’ve traded my freedom for power before."
Xe’ra: "The prophecy… must be fulfilled."
Xe’ra: "Your old life has passed. The Light will forge you a new one."
Illidan Stormrage: "It is not yours to take!"
Xe’ra: "The Light will heal your scars."
Illidan Stormrage: "I am my scars!"
Xe’ra: "The Light is your destiny."
Illidan Stormrage: "My destiny is my own!"
High Exarch Turalyon: "You’ve doomed us all! Betrayer!"
Illidan Stormrage: "Your faith has blinded you. There can be no chosen one. Only we can save ourselves."
That’s one of the more dialogue-heavy cinematics, and it’s saturated with cheesy or cringe one-liners.
For the final example, here’s two even worse than the above, the dialogue from the final raid boss cinematics in Shadowlands;
Sanctum of Domination
Jailer; "At long last. The final key is once again mine."
Jailer; "Now, kneel."
Sylvanas; "The way is open, Zovaal. We already have what we need."
Jailer; "Too long I endured the makers’ flawed design. I will forge a new reality where all shall serve me."
(The word “serve” echoes three times in Sylvanas’ head, once in Ner’zhul’s voice, once in the Lich King’s voice and once in Arthas’ voice)
Sylvanas; "I will never serve."
Jailer; "Pity. Still chained by mortality. Still you did return something that was stolen from me. Allow me to repay you, in kind."
Jailer; "I leave you to their mercy. Come. Witness reality’s end."
Sylvanas; "Don’t let him reach the…"
Sepulcher of the First Ones
Jailer; "This must not be!"
Archon; "You have betrayed your duties as Arbiter. And will be bound for all eternity."
Winter Queen; "Your actions have threatened the cycle of life and death entire."
Denathrius; "You could have sought another way, brother. Imagine what we could have accomplished together."
Primus; "Why Zovaal? What drove you to this end?"
Jailer; "You preserve what which is doomed. A cosmos divided will not survive what is to come…"
At least the Jailer gave one sentence that summed up what I think of a lot of WoW’s writing (“Too long I endured the makers’ flawed design”). While delivery can make it more enjoyable, it doesn’t give words meaning. And while some things need to be explained, some can be summed up in few words.
Thoughts?