Very curious to hear everyone’s best/worst (lets be honest they will all be gold) wow pick up lines
Are you a mage? Cause you got me all thirsty for your water.
For you water? “Gold”…
Darling, I will make a murloc out of you…you will go ARRMMARRMMMARRRR and then call all your friends
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is that a Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me?
do you need a warlock? because I fel for you.
I’d like to see your armor sundered.
I’d like to commune with your maelstrom
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You know what I love about your eyes, when I look deep enough, I can see my own reflection.
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It’s rigor mortis and I’m happy to see you.
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once you’ve gone gnome youll never go home
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yeah baby im a rogue doing it from behind is my specialty
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You’re quite exotic, can I tame you and add you to my stable?
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Baby, you make my totem burst.
Looking to join the 880 fathoms club?
You’re making me pop lust
I want to make a Thunderstorm with you
Want to see me mast?
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nice pants, what’s the drop rate?
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Is punting with the hips acceptable?
“Are you the Scarab Gong? Coz I wanna bang you.”
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“Hey baby, are you a warrior? Because I’m gonna bang – no wait, I screwed that up – because you’re making me, uh, thirsty – ah dammit, that’s the mage one – because, uh, because you’re, uh, you can shout… uh, um, shout, um, no I mean I want you to shout, uh, no, wait is that right? No, there’s more, um, dammit I uh, I had this whole thing in my head, um, it was gonna be good, trust me. Hey bartender can I get a whiskey double please, thanks.”
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“If you were a vendor, I’d want to browse your goods.”
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You’re an emerald dream come true.
If you’re into bondage, I’ve got entangling roots.
Ever try feral style?
Do you like climbing trees? Want to climb this one?
I’ve got woods.
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