So there was an earlier post about a potential update about a WoW movie. And I really hope nothing comes of it.
Seriously WoW lore is best as the set dressing it is. There’s a reason Warcraft’s enduring legacy is as an MMORPG and not as a strategy series.
Which is why I think a WoW narrative would best be presented as an animated television show set in an indeterminate point in Vanilla. The artstyle of WoW has always been cartoony, so this feels like a natural fit.
For me at least the Warcraft movie became particularly ridiculous when you had normally proportioned human actors standing next to dwarves or Orcs.
So I saw we do an animated show, with a more anime style design as that’s cheaper and would lend itself to the bombastic action that makes the game so fun.
But what about the story?
Well for the first season we’re stealing heavily from A New Hope which is kosher as Lucas lifted a lot of that from Hidden Fortress and Flash Gordon.
We start with a Human farmboy in Westfall. While wandering about one day he finds an extremely wounded raven that turns out to be a Kaldorei druid. The druid gives him a message that must be delivered to a Dwarven hermit, but before he can complete the details he’s dropped by a Defias bowman and our human hero barely escapes with his life.
He finds the old dwarf hermit who of course is an aging Paladin. Turns out a Kaldorei Priestess was venturing here to seek out his aid with some growing darkness but her party was ambushed by the Dark Iron and she’s imprisoned in Shadowforge.
The human farmboy, as is tradition, rejects this call to adventure and tries to return home but alas one of the Defias recognized him and they killed his parents and burned his home while searching for him.
Ties to this place cut and a need for vengance in his heart he decides to go to Booty Bay with the Dwarf. Where yes we do the Cantina scene full of WoW easter eggs where you see virtually every race on Azeroth at the time. There they hire an Undead Warlock/Mage and Orc Shaman who can get them into Shadowforge.
We have a few episodes mostly full of character development. Surprise surprise we find out the warrior’s grandfather was actually one of the first great Paladins and wouldnt you know it Dwarf believes the kid has what it takes to be one himself. Also we have the human overcome some of his prejudices and learn the undead and orc are actually quite heroic in their own right. Also at least one episode entirely from the Priestess’s perspective.
We get to Blackrock Depths and we reach the Priestss but wouldn’t you know it she’s actually extremely capable and was working out a careful plan to free herself that’s been foiled by this rescue party and now they gotta fight their way out for the big finale.
The Dwarf Paladin mentor dies of course to an old friend who’s Thane Korth’azz, because we’re doing Naxxaramas season 2. The Human manages to pick up the dwarf’s holy hammer and wound the death knight and he decides to seek out another hermit the Dwarf mentioned, Tirion Fordring, for training.
So we’ve had a good adventure storyline full of OCs who are essentially PCs, which means the writers can do w/e they want with them. Plus at the end we now have two established characters from either factions who can stay together or do their own thing as the story continues through WoW’s plot.
So what do y’all think?