The cleanliness of this city is breaking my immersion.
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What do you think the drakonids are for?
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I mean we could make some awful world building by saying the dragons just crap where they want and magic the waste away
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Drakonids do not EAT all the poop.
You can’t prove that.
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Their muscle mass proves it. No way would that sort of bulk be sustainable on a feces diet. Dracthyr on the other hand…
So you’re saying just some of it?
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Sure, as a punishment. Like if they fail their task or something. They have to do it for like a year.
The dragons go to the toilet outside the city or they go into visage form, go bathroom, then go back to dragon form.
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Will never look at Alexstraza the same way again.
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That only raises more questions…
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Just some of it. The 6 limbed dragonkin eat the rest.
This would have been a perfect opportunity for the legally mandated poop quest that is required to be included in each expansion, basically by having us brave adventurers go around and clean up the dragon poop for a quest.
They could even make it a daily/weekly/world quest to avoid future accumulation.
Blizz! Ya done missed the boat on this one!
/moo 
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My favorite poop quest was the one where you picked the cherries out of the poop in Nagrand and then you had to eat them to get underwater breathing.
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Champion! Come to the dragon isles to grant us renewed aspectral powers! Also, thwart our ancient enemies! Also, I really made a mess back here and Nozdormu slipped in it. Bring a mop.
The aspects are bad friends.
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People always forget that dragons are shapeshifters.
They can just turn into a hummingbird or something when they need to go.
The dragons there are civilized and don’t just let loose anywhere. As explained in Dragon Riders of Berk, civilized dragons are not the problem, the wild ones are. Civilized dragons can just fly over an empty space or patch of water to do their business. That’s why there’s no NPCs feverishly cleaning around Valdrakken.
Contrast this to last expansion where we had a bunch of flightless fruit eating owls who didn’t have that option. Anyone who’s dealt with owls IRL understands why they were always scrubbing the floor.
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Do you want another poop quest? This is how you get a poop quest.
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Wouldn’t Mumbai be covered in human poop? Oh, wait…
Dragon digestive systems turn everything to ash, which their magic turns to sparkles, which become unicorns. Then the dragons eat the unicorns. Rinse and repeat.
Everyone knows this.
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