Let us extended the Horde ranks by letting the Gnomes join us. They would be a valuable Ally to us.
Rise up Gnomes and take your place among the best faction.
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You’re talking about putting them on the menu, right?
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Sure they’re more fun to punt than goblins.
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Leper gnomes are already with us but real ones are only good to eat
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Yes I’d be okay with this we’d have some hot RP stuff going down in Everlook
Goblins are nothing like gnomes I will defend them from ur punts
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No.
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Can I keep one in my bags like a little chihuahua?
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um… unless they are joining us to be food. The answer is no.
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sure ,it makes them alot easier to punt 
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Im just imagine you laying down on a palaquin as a herd of gnomes carries you around
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Normally it’d be a definite no from me, however… with the introductions of Vulpera i’d be willing to trade away the smug little rats for Azeroth’s most puntable race.
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That would violate the Bilgewater Exclusivity clause of their Work Contract, which means the Horde would go bankrupt in fines and penalties.
Is there a faction of gnomes that like the horde at all? Blizz emphasized that stoey is important to them in warcraft so thrre would have to be lore to reflect on the allied race thing.
It require a huge “betrayal” for high elves to join the horde after decades of alliance with the alliance…something like that would have to happen with gnomes imo.
But if it’s strictly for sport (punting) I support this change! There’s no reason alliance should be the only pros in that aspect!
We’ll talk later.
They have to earn their way in somehow. This is not a bad way of doing it.
I’ll be bringing my axe for the next contract talk. By the way what’s a contract?
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Like…to punt? I mean it is football season sooo…
Charge this man with treason and hang his innards from atop the spiked wall of Orgrimmar.
Yes but watch out for the feared Cannibalistic pygmy gnome tribes of Goldshire’s dungeon. Those are pure evil… EVIL I TELL YE!!!
My first experience with them was when i went down to see a cute looking gnome catching a fish on my feral druid and then promptly proceeded to get tied up, taken to a dungeon, and then they roasted and stabbed me with sticks and ate me. And then summoned a zebra beanbag chair and sacrificed my flesh to Chairthulu. Good times, good times. Kill them all.
This thread should be in the diablo forums, BECAUSE ITS DEMONIC!!!
You’d want to see a dumb looking pink hair beardless gnome in thunder bluff named “Porkbank”, standing naked while he undercuts you?
Agreed, they will be perfect for our pilgrim’s bounty event. I mean they fit so perfect right between the potatoes and yams.