vulpera. can still be a guy, and have a big swishy tail. i mean… i dunno, i think it’d be neat. only downside, lots more shampoo, and no-more trying on pants at a store (though, currently can’t do that anyway due to covid so no real-loss there).
no wait! pandaren! then i can get fat, and it would only make me more attractive! no losses! and if anyone calls me out on it, it’s part of my culture! i am a GENIUS!