I don’t think I would, because Azeroth isn’t a fox, so, not worth licking. 
Unless someone confirms that Azeroth is indeed a fox. 
A curled up fox? Planet sized fox, curled up in a ball? That’d be great. Would lick, 10/10.
But that’s unconfirmed, so, for now, I’m gonna assume Azeroth is probably just a planet.
But that begs the question now, is Azeroth the Red Dwarf? Seeing as how the Red Dwarf was lost for a few seasons or something due to turning into a planet (I forget exactly what happened, been a long time since I’ve seen the show). Would make sense with how we keep finding large hollow areas in Azeroth; maybe it’s a space ship?
Everyday we stray further from the Earth Mother.
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Arthas was right. We all needed to join him.
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I don’t have a tongue but I can ask Mordigan Ironjaw how Azeroth tastes. 
What in the furry hell is going on here?
Were we the scourge all along? The actual blight on the face of Azeroth?
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I’d want to see a thermometer reading, first, since I’m for darn sure not licking anything as hot as molten lava. That said –
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I’m surprised OP isn’t from moonguard.
As someone in computer science I can confirm that sometimes you just need to lick the code to get it to work. No one knows why, it just works, sometimes. 
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Yeah, I’m a software engineer, and sometimes you’re desperate enough to try anything.
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Let me tell you a story about a tragic character called blizzard the social climber.
blizzard was a video game company of wannabes, kids in their college dorm room dreaming of the money and status that would come with fame. they made games full of copyright distinct characters and themes from other franchises, and threw stuff at a wall until something stuck. that thing that really stuck was “world of warcraft,” a game you may be familiar with.
the storied history of this game began with appealing to every raw urge of the “elite player,” blizzard wanted to be so “cool” like they were and so designed their game to the detriment of everyone who wasn’t an “elite player.” then they tried to appeal to celebrities, rich and high status people. to pro gamers, to anyone who could give them a crumb of clout and credibility. the normal player was just a means to an end to fund the developer’s finally catapulting themselves into the billionaire class.
Even the scandals the company drowned themselves in were just desperate attempts to emulate the “cool kids” like weinstein, the attendants of the epstein island, and whatever crunch time sweat shop is making “call of duty” this year.
And in the end, all they did was turn their loyal customers into enemies, lost their positions of power, and in their place they got bearded dwarf ladies and this “furry” creature demanding to “lick” things.
Ironic.
They tried so hard to force the community they wanted, that they got the community they deserved instead.
azeroths voice sounds hot
Hmm, I don’t think I would lick Azeroth if is like Earth ,or worse ,It would poison me .no not going there.
if I licked that dead spider meat on baldurs gate i would definitely lick azeroth.
I’ve been around since TBC.
