Would you buy a Blahaj mount?

Yes he will be friend shaped, official Ikea promotion when?

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i wouldn’t buy a blahaj mount, but that’s because i’m poor

edit: also there’s an ikea like 45 minutes away from my house and they are constantly out of blahaj

The nearest one for me is 4+ hours away! :frowning:

What in the name of the dark lady is a blahaj

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Would I have to assemble it each time?

Had to google it as well. Apparently it’s an IKEA shark plush that has become a meme? Not online enough for this one I guess.

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I went there and it took me 45 minutes just to get that shark and another stuffed animal after getting lost.

My kids liked the kitty cat pillow.

And funny story, after I bought the shark, I was checking it out and someone had stuffed a smaller shark inside of it.

So I got 2 for the price of one

:ocean: :crab: :ocean: :crab:

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Only if Swedish meatballs come out of it’s blowhorn periodically.

Ah lol I see.

Well upon seeing him he is cute.

Though this thread makes me feel I should have been born in an earlier decade than I was lol

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Ah, so you did an IKEA speed run.

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What about a Baja Blast mount?

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I also assumed this thread was about Baja blast at first :rofl:

Sharks are fish, not whales.

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Oh I know, sorry - I quickly did a Google search and thought “Blajah” was a whale lol. Thanks!

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I’m about 4 hours away from the nearest Ikea because I guess they don’t deem my area ‘worthy’ of having one. I’ve heard of that shark plushie, but will likely never get one or whatever else they sell.

Sure. Speed run lol.

I was thinking, in my weird sense of humor, IKEA would make for the perfect haunted house

You’re lost in this warehouse. Turn down the lights. Make sure all the directions are in a different language.

Then as you reach a new section. A bunch of ultra smiling people pop up and try to sell you something. They can’t tell you how to leave. You have no phone. And if you take the elevator down it starts you back at the beginning

Occasionally someone approaches to hand you a KAFFEREP Cookie.

:ocean: :crab: :ocean: :crab:

I had to look that up. I had one of those for years and never knew he had a name. :frowning_face:

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I do hope they put it on the ‘diet’ and ‘zero’ ones too. None of us need that much sugar.

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It’s a symbol used by the trans community now. I have seen it. Backlash would ensue obviously ensue, not that I’d care.

Team no idea what that is