Penned baby boar ranchers in Org, its hot, dry lonely until a leveling player comes and kills the boars and leaves their stinking carcasses in the pens. They have to stand in the pen waiting for the nightmare to respawn the baby boars and the cycle repeats itself…….worst than Groundhog day!
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They cant complain if they still get payed.
Might be the reason we sent our most undisciplined and stupid kin to go to Orgrimmar. I mean. The worse job should be leave Pandaria to go live in a corral with stone fences.
The smell … you leave the land of fragrant jasmin to the land of gated sewer basin.
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But they don’t
Thats sad then.
No wonder he’s so mad when we free him!
Those are still around?!
Reading this…I feel like /hugging a npc.
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The crew that has to make all those stink bombs for Hallow’s End.
They just need to empty their holds … hahahahaha
There was a guy in Silvermoon whose name I’ve forgotten. Anyway, back in early BC this guy’s job was to get shivved so that BE pallies-in-training could practice Redemption on him.
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Janitor Edwards… poor little guy never stops working and has to clean up after a bunch of Death Knights and their undead horses.
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That would make some sense… if Blizz hadn’t added the constant stream of npc ‘adventurers’ using the portals.
Those things are always open. Why those particular capital portals need mages channeling is the real question. The capital Cataclysm zone portals don’t (and those really need to be moved to the portal rooms), neither do the surviving portals in Pandaria, Shattrah, or Dalaran.
Obviously the Loot Pinatas; who have the player’s sought for mount in their small drop rates.
I’ve been saying this for YEEAAARS, Pandaren and Blood elves don’t belong in Ogrimmar, that’s just too big of a cultural gap; cause the only way I see Pandaren and especially Blood elves walking around a place with literal feces lying around is with a broom smacking Goblin, Forsaken, and non-Maghar Orcs out of the way with it while wearing like a perfumed plague doctor mask…
Pvp vendors.
Unemployment stinks.
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Janitor for the Hunter Class hall in Legion.
“Dad, what did you do when the Burning Legion invaded?”
“Well, Son, I shoveled #### in Highmountain.”
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The petrified dude in the basilisk pen at the Darkmoon Fair.
He’s been petrified for years, yet is still aware as he will mumble when you click him. A fate worse than death.
Edit I didn’t specify a job so… basilisk handler. That one specifically. 
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Wasn’t there an NPC who was in an outhouse somewhere? I remember seeing it in Classic, I think, around level 55-60. (that zone with BRD? up on the hill?)
Any NPC who thinks they are controlling a monster that we’re about to fight as they inevitably get eaten when the fight starts.
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Oh yeah, and Stormwind Auctioneers who get killed over and over.