World of Warcraft Patch 9.4

[Vex-blackrock]

I’m surprised the post wasnt just “were fixing BM, lol april fools suckers”

[Wulm-aerie-peak (Wulm)]

@Kaivax

Intimidating Shout has been reworked and is now named Shout Shout: The warrior lets it all out, declaring all of the things they can do without. Come on, I’m talking to you.

…patch notes you can hear.

[Liianas-khaz-modan]

@Kaivax

New Class: Tinker Leaker

@Kaivax

Near-Term Guarantee and Distant Assurance.

As a Tinker Leaker, you’ll follow the other players in your group and buff their spirits with tales of a well-known and interesting activity that is almost certainly on the horizon

It’s happening Bois.

[Cursewords-tichondrius (Cursewords)]

@Kaivax

Beekeeping – Only available in that one small part of Stormsong Valley,

This made me laugh, but then I thought about how the Horde gets dumped on when it comes to Bee content.

More Alliance bias.

[Repost-tichondrius]

Haha so funny now how about actually balancing the game.

[Tridiak-barthilas (Tridiak)]

• Fix: LFR was unavailable for a short while due to bosses going on strike. They are sick of holding back against “them” and no amount of compensation could remedy their embarrassment “losing” to “them”.
So from now on, LFR has the same difficulty as heroic.

[Ghogruk-thunderlord]

I’m a shaman main and I honestly didn’t get any of the shaman references

[Bread-tanaris]

@Repost-tichondrius

Haha so funny now how about actually balancing the game.

You must be fun at parties.

[Lucygray-sargeras]

@Kaivax

Tinder (Fire PvP Talent) no longer works if you didn’t put something interesting in your bio.

10/10
/em opens app and puts WoW gamer as hobby

[Peppermint-eldrethalas (Peppermint)]

@Kaivax

The Mists of Pandaria Innkeeper music now plays whenever a Pandaren enters the party.

The only thing that made me sad this was fake.

[Neralya-magtheridon (Neralya)]

@Kaivax

Now that Death Knights have spent a meaningful amount of time in the realms of death and found they don’t really belong there, this class is renamed ‘Knight’.

This made me legit laugh out loud!

[Fishaman-altar-of-storms]

Is this an in-season April’s Fool joke?

[Moarbrains-zuljin]

You must be new

[Moarbrains-zuljin]

I’m just LMFAO at all the people in the comments who think this is real.

[Moarbrains-zuljin]

You must be a real joy to hang out with

[Astealoth-area-52]

Warrior changes are fine, I mained Skald in Dark Age of Camelot anyway

[Bloggz-burning-blade]

Guessing that the majority of people will miss this, but a chunk of the warrior part about Shout Shout… it’s lyrics from a tears for fears song from the 80s. Damn, thanks for making me feel old today!

[Lendoranah-fenris]

Okay, after being fooled by this one I gotta say my personal favorites are…

• The Mists of Pandaria Innkeeper music now plays whenever a Pandaren enters the party.

• Now that Death Knights have spent a meaningful amount of time in the realms of death and found they don’t really belong there, this class is renamed ‘Knight’.
  My God! XD

• Drain Soul is no longer the life essence of the pipe leading down from your kitchen sink.

• New form: Capybara. While in Capybara form, you’re everyone’s buddy and for some reason other players around you feel like napping. Also, you only poop in water.

[Sihaya-whisperwind]

I came specifically here today for your always hilarious April 1 stuff.

At first my heart sank as there wasn’t anything on any of the main pages… but this… THIS… you did not disappoint!

Build 202241

Merci!!!

[Ronalio-stormreaver]

@Kaivax

Hunter

• Hunters must now manually activate all pet abilities.
• To compensate for the above, Hunters are now able to tame Halondrus.
• To compensate for that, we’ll be nerfing basically everything else about Hunters in next week’s hotfixes.

Sounds like something that would be done to hunters