World of Warcraft Patch 9.4

[Jirash-moon-guard]

@Kaivax

• The new Arbiter’s first judgments have declared that all portals created by players count as “doors”, and therefore doors outnumber wheels in World of Warcraft.

[Glaivedancer-area-52]

@Kaivax

Producer’s note: this is HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL! Please keep it together on this one. DO NOT FORWARD.

Shh, you were supposed to keep this secret. It wasn’t me, I promise!

[Oggok-area-52]

@Kaivax

A single, accidental reference to a tomato has been removed from the game. We apologize profusely for this error.

Made me lol

[Caketwo-proudmoore]

First time?

[Sylina-moon-guard]

Haha, not bad!

[Shino-onyxia]

Another early April Fools joke : Listening to community feedback

Elemental Shaman Class Tuning -- March 8

We’re currently working on the following adjustment to Elemental Shaman, which we intend to make live with scheduled weekly maintenance on Tuesday, March 8 in this region. Shaman Elemental Storm Elemental’s Wind Gust effect gained from casting Lightning Bolt or Chain Lightning now has a maximum stack of 10 (was 20). Additionally, if you cast Storm Elemental again while having a Storm Elemental active, the Wind Gust buff will be reset. The ability to maintain Storm Elemental at long durat…

[Ianthus-farstriders]

Hahahah. Good one, Blizzard. Nice to see you do something new for a holiday!

[Luciferina-undermine]

back in the day when they did this its seemed almost real… it gotten so cheesy over the years… they would really try to trick us

[Ouija-westfall]

@Kaivax

The new Arbiter’s first judgments have declared that all portals created by players count as “doors”, and therefore doors outnumber wheels in World of Warcraft.

BAHAHAHHA Golden!

[Tristold-proudmoore]

@Kaivax

Microscopy – Get a closer look at the tiniest denizens of whichever world you’re on, and catalogue them all until you realize that no matter where you go, they basically all look like the same little circles and squiggles.

@Kaivax

Personal Water Sommelier – Analyze the aqueous provisions on every mage’s table for surprisingly interesting facts about total dissolved solids and alkalinity while wearing goggles that would make anyone else look bad but somehow you pull it off.

As someone who runs a wastewater treatment plant and lab, I feel personally attacked

[Mozaris-elune]

@Kaivax

To compensate for the above, Hunters are now able to tame Halondrus.

Lol I love it.

[Vanya-emerald-dream]

My main takeaway from this is that I hope Tinkers remain as an April Fool’s joke and nothing more.

[Xalea-wyrmrest-accord (Xalea)]

Priest: No changes needed

[Icedcøffee-area-52]

@Kaivax

Priest

No changes needed.

So true bestie.

[Aydenn-silver-hand]

@Kaivax

New form: Capybara. While in Capybara form, you’re everyone’s buddy and for some reason other players around you feel like napping. Also, you only poop in water.

WTB a Capybara toy to use during raid breaks.

[Dynja-argent-dawn]

@Kaivax

The Red Panda companion pet now hides from her mother a lot.

I hope this Red Panda completely faints when close too Elite Tauren Chieftain

@Kaivax

Tauren, Highmountain Tauren, Worgen, and Draenei can now be Demon Hunters.

Imagining a big tauren gliding towards you will now forever haunt my dreams

@Kaivax

New form: Capybara. While in Capybara form, you’re everyone’s buddy and for some reason other players around you feel like napping. Also, you only poop in water.

I am slightly sad this isn’t real…

[Sarama-firetree]

@Kaivax

New form: Duck. When a Druid casts Aspect of the Duck, they vanish entirely. What’s a duck?

Oh snap! Where’s the poster? He might need a wellness check.

[Caelia-uldaman (Caelia)]

I got some chuckles out of that. Always enjoy the April Fool’s notes, thanks guys.

[Rejectdegens-dalaran]

4/10.
Think their PR does not allow them to do subtle jokes anymore. They can’t risk someone believing this and harassing the company’s image even more.

[Drakuul-lightbringer]

Just april fools day shrug…