Yeah, but out of 14 million outcomes, only one was successful.
Imagine…”and I…am War Machine”
“War machine would probably have mis snapped or something”
I hadn’t decided unsub until I read this and realized it was more fun than I’ve had with anything in Shadowlands.
Hunter change:
This made my day.
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Hard to tell if this is an april fools joke or actually what you’re gonna do.
The a fungus dungeon actually sounds cool.
This could be a cool joke if the actual joke wasn’t the fact that the amount of money that Blizz will make by raising the prices on poor countries during a pandemic crisis will go directly to Bobby Kotick instead of the underpaid staff that has hardly been able to keep a good content release schedule 
This is actually really funny.
This is not funny and pretty disrespectful to the majority of the community.
It’s just as bad as the bfa one where Shaman were the ones with “no changes needed.” Except shaman weren’t dominating multiple forms of content.
Truth…that right there is the cruelest joke of them all.
Bravo Blizz 
Hahahaha!!
That could be taken a couple of ways, rofl.
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It’s funny how you think people spent a ton of time consciously working on these, and not saving them up over the entire last year, thinking “This would be good for April Fool’s, I should write that down.”
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me too haha i thought this was so funny
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At least Blizz internally recognizes that the situation they created with Survival is bad lol.
well we know what parties you attend! on a serious note I do think we could use some new underwater mounts and an underwater zone. would be cool to swim around in a sub 
Hahahaha hilarious now can you guys work on 9.1 please so we can ACTUALLY get new content? Kinda hoping this is what kills blizzard even though I love wow they need to be killed off so people can actually embrace other games and not feel this requirement that since they invested x amount of time into a player that they have to return. Wow has been terrible since wod, legion was the exception no longer the rule. It’s a shame
Well done.
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Oof. Low blow, low blow.
And now I can’t get that song out of my head. 
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Ah, I always love the April Fools’ patch notes.
Both because the notes themselves are funny, and also because seeing all the people get buttmad over them is hilarious in itself.
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They are. How much effort do you think this dumb thing takes?
As a Warlock main I can say, I’ve been waiting some sweet years for this.
It looks like you guys at Blizzard put as much time and effort into that April fools joke ; as you did for Class Balance this entire expansion.
So who’s laughing now…I would say Blizzard to the bank…but it’s just the CEO. And don’t laugh, he will fire you for a bonus…April Fools!!..but not really.
All jokes aside, the one line that rubbed me the wrong way - Mages “do not need any changes”…it’s like they totally know what is lacking and instead of fixing anything, now just poke fun of it…
Another Daily Reminder…you guys are doing a piss poor job at class balancing this expo:
- Mages
- Druids
- Rogues - will almost kill you in one stun or will
- Ret pallies
- Convoke and the mess of other Covenant abilities
- BUFF the other Specs…buff Destruction Warlocks, MistWeavers ect.
- Balance is a mess in PvE and really bad in PvP
GG Blizz