World of Warcraft Patch 10.10

[Kitchi-bleeding-hollow]

Thank you for the post, it’s hilarious! But please never think about a dragonriding raid. A dungeon using it is far enough. Lol

[Littlepigboy-arthas]

Finally some evoker changes I’ll take it

[Boredumb-alexstrasza]

@Kaivax

• Birb mounts can now talk, so you should mind what you say in front of them, and you should probably start wearing headphones when you watch TV.

[Boredumb-alexstrasza]

@Kaivax

Swipe can now be used Left or Right, depending on how attracted the player
is to the target.

Okay that made me laugh

@Kaivax

• Blink now has 182 charges.

And also this

[Kinereth-thrall]

@Kaivax

New Raid: Drop Zone Maverick

It’s finally time to spend an entire raid Dragonriding. Yes, you read that correctly. Every centimeter of this raid zone is high in the air, and you’ve been called to come out of near retirement for one last mission in the sky. Take on dangerous enemies who aren’t ever really named or described, and if they shoot you down, just steal one of their dragons and keep going. Because you’re just that good!

WTF, Blizz, make this a thing.

@Kaivax

• Paladin+Rogue - Blessing in Disguise
• Shaman+Rogue - Element of Surprise
• Warrior+Mage - Heroic Sheep
• Paladin+Death Knight - Judge Dead
• Druid+Hunter - Tame Yourself
• Monk+Druid - Fists of Furry
• Priest+Rogue - Holy Smokes

These are just too good

@Kaivax

Warlock

• No changes necessary; possibly forever.

Legit.

[Allymak-barthilas]

Dual class rogue + Druid.
The cat burglar?

[Asanazar-wyrmrest-accord]

This always puts a smile on my face.

[Rusque-arathor]

@Kaivax

New Dungeon Type: Meta-Dungeons

Introducing our very first arbitrarily restricted content! Only available to the top 8 specs in the game (as decided by random players running an addon), you’ll thrill to be lovingly guided by a completely silent group leader with an itchy kick-finger and a maniacal dedication to push-push-push like an obstetrician who has a plane to catch.

Thought we were doing April fools jokes.

[Jousva-emerald-dream]

Hell’s teeth, that was bad.

[Cauchy-heartseeker]

How long did y’all take to come up with all this?

@Kaivax

New Dungeon Type: Meta-Dungeons

Introducing our very first arbitrarily restricted content! Only available to the top 8 specs in the game (as decided by random players running an addon), you’ll thrill to be lovingly guided by a completely silent group leader with an itchy kick-finger and a maniacal dedication to push-push-push like an obstetrician who has a plane to catch.

This is great!

[Dangerz-dalaran]

Blink now has 186 charges OH PLEASE MAKE THAT LIVE…THAT WOULD BE AWESOME TO SEE​:heart_eyes:…warlock no changes possible forever love it

[Alvraen-moon-guard (Alvraen)]

crying laughing

[Thaylee-earthen-ring]

Love the classic stuff

[Gumblé-thrall]

Absolutely disappointing… which I guess isn’t too big a surprise right now

[Clasm-stormrage]

@Kaivax

Mage

• Blink now has 182 charges.
• Overflowing Energy will now be stored in a sippy cup.
• Shimmer has been renamed to Shimmer Shimmer Ya Shimmer Yam Shimmer
  Yay.
• Evocation has been moved to the Evoker class to prevent confusion.
• Remove Curse no longer removes curses.
• Removed the word “remove” from Remove Curse; it is now called Curse.
• Curse removed.

The moment I saw this I knew this was a joke.

You know how I know?

BECAUSE YALL HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING WITH OUR CLASS FOR LITERAL YEARS!!!

[Lanthispera-moon-guard]

.1 and .10 are the same, with .1 being more correct, as you don’t need the clutter of an unnecessary zero. Any time you need a refresher on this, feel free to refer back, and I wish you luck in fourth-grade math next year.

[Furylight-deathwing]

@Kaivax

Blink now has 182 charges.

and after the 182nd use you yell out “WHERE ARE YOU? AND IM SO SORRY!”

[Furylight-deathwing]

@Kinereth-thrall

WTF, Blizz, make this a thing.

exactly and have NPCs named Goose and other various names and put some other references in

[Lyavestra-area-52]

When you realize that this April Fool’s notes has more mages changes than Retail. Jokes on you mage devs

[Senahri-emerald-dream]

:’) crying inside