World of Warcraft is a mexican soap opera

Bixacurta-stormrage · May 30, 2020, 5:16am

And I can prove it

Rosenivy-area-52 · May 30, 2020, 5:17am

Because romance didn’t exist until then

Dexterworgen-nordrassil · May 30, 2020, 5:18am

WoW is a Tella novella?

Bixacurta-stormrage · May 30, 2020, 5:18am

Dexterworgen-nordrassil · May 30, 2020, 5:20am

I just want to know. Is the next WoW Tella Novella series going to be…

Jaina the Virgin?

Bixacurta-stormrage · May 30, 2020, 5:20am

I play wow to kill some horde… not to read theyre snusnu

Healingdrone-wyrmrest-accord · May 30, 2020, 5:20am

Campeón, debemos curar las heridas de Azeroth. Usa tu corazón de azeroth y golpea a N’zoth en la cara o algo!!!

Rosenivy-area-52 · May 30, 2020, 5:21am

In the writers defense. They wrote what Blizz wanted them to write well.

I would have included stuff like she holds his hand and moves his hand to her face. He gently touches along the tattoos with his thumb. Just something more than “okay smooch time”

But the build up was nice even if it’s also tame as heck but that’s the ratings fault not the writer

Bixacurta-stormrage · May 30, 2020, 5:21am

Vamos casar… juntar seu taco com minha feijoada

Healingdrone-wyrmrest-accord · May 30, 2020, 5:23am

esto está sucediendo para ayunar mi amor

Bixacurta-stormrage · May 30, 2020, 5:25am

Eu te amo

20 lorhemar jantando elfa azul

Rosenivy-area-52 · May 30, 2020, 5:29am

Look the only spanish I know is from a Rammstein song that I can’t say the title of here so can we go back to english pretty please?

Dexterworgen-nordrassil · May 30, 2020, 5:31am

I was going to say the same… but last time I asked that I was called a racist Apparently wanting to know what people are saying makes you a person that hates other ethnic groups.

Rosenivy-area-52 · May 30, 2020, 5:32am

I just don’t wanna use google translate because then I look like a jackass when I try to say something back with it

Exo-greymane · May 30, 2020, 5:33am

Then don’t read it.

Dexterworgen-nordrassil · May 30, 2020, 5:34am

I mean they do have a point…

This book I think came from Moonguard.

Bixacurta-stormrage · May 30, 2020, 5:34am

FINNALY SOMEONE UNDERSTAND ME

Rosenivy-area-52 · May 30, 2020, 5:36am

Oho no if it was moonguard or in the hands of a good fanfic writer ( those exist ) then it’d be extra saucy

Altho I did like the “not sure if you planned that joke but it works” thing of Lor’themar arriving on a boat.

Because the ship is sailing

Dexterworgen-nordrassil · May 30, 2020, 5:44am

It just frustrates me they use these small free books for fluff pieces. And all the important lore for the game is found deep in books you have to pay for. It feels like they are double charging and has got me to ignore WoW lore almost all together. I refuse to pay for a product I already paid for… It’s like going to the movie and then they tell you yeah btw you only paid for half the movie you’ll have to buy our book to finish the story. … Screw that.

Bixacurta-stormrage · May 30, 2020, 5:46am

Yes… i agree with u…