Massacare 
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Imagine being so bad at reading the room that you not only made this crap in the first place, but then went out of your way to mock people for panning it. Blizzard Entertainment 2024, “So out of touch they raised our ESG score for hiring amputees to upper management”
Because RNG is completely transparent in the Live game, apparently…
This is not even different.
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best troll april fools patch notes ever. well maybe that one year where they said all warlocks immediately get gladiator when they reach level cap lol.
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Our raid team has always made jokes with one of the warriors to just yell healing at us before in the style of “GET UP! IT’S JUST A FLESH WOUND!” so the healing warrior made me chuckle a bit.
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Im suprised. Even in their april fools joke for sod they didnt add “rune of mongoose bite” mongoose bite now desls 1% of weapon damage, with this new scaling it should make ranged hunters much better at dps".
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They know the rants are meaningless and this is salt to the wound. This is the best way to tell you guys “lol”
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I wish they’d put this much creativity into the actual game itself. 
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Pretty surprised they’d make that Plunderstorm comment, that was good.
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Waiting for someone to be unreasonably mad about the Plunderstorm comment
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Ok, the dungeon once seems like it’s fun. I wish some of these came into fruition
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Warrior based combat medic runes sounds interesting. It would be different to have a non-mana based healer.
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insulting your player base is always a smart idea.
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That’s a lot of salt you carry swabbie
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Glad to see Noblegarden is being updated to something more thrilling and exciting.
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The joke went woosh over your head
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You’re crying is the exact reason they made that joke.
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OK, you get points for that one.
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Wait, you mean Plunderstorm was not the Aprils fool joke all along.
Shucks Blizz, you got me.
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But…but…I LIKED Vashj’ir!
dodges hailstorm of rotten vegetables
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