World of Warcraft 10.6.2 Patch Notes

[Moritz-proudmoore]

@Kaivax

PLUNDERSTORM, THE SEQUEL

Coming very soon, we’re releasing a completely non-PvP sequel to Plunderstorm. This event has no PvP whatsoever, and it’s super easy to pick up all the rewards, as they’re just laying on the ground in the relative safety of the starting zones! Look for this relaxing in-game activity on your calendar under the name “Noblegarden”.

Well played blizzard.
Well played

[Reaperofhell-darkspear]

The plunderstorm one is top notch. Kudos on that.

[Reull-penance-au]

@Kaivax

The all new Dragondiving system

snorted a lot

Do a Little Pirouette needs to be included.

@Kaivax

Recursive Circular Loop.

Sounds like my worst dungeon nightmare. So yeah, it could happen. Again. and again.

@Kaivax

Nurse Warrior

Stop it, it hurts Precious.

@Kaivax

Rehabilitating Shout – Only a warrior can make physical therapy as loud as it should be.

oh yes, you had me at physical therapy.

@Kaivax

Relaxing Inquisitor

@Kaivax

could be a slow day for horsie.

Stop it, now!

[Ryvickbrand-uldum]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Player balance has achieved inner harmony.

Nice notes, if a little short. Like those Gnomes.

[Kittsuera-lothar (Kittsuera)]

its just the facts.

[Demoniczen-bleeding-hollow]

@Kaivax

In Season of Mystery, you’ll sometimes kill a murloc and receive a piece of tier 2 raid gear, and you’ll sometimes receive 1 copper, and you’ll sometimes receive an amusing fatal beating.

I am still laughing about this one. Well played!

[Coelophysis-moon-guard]

@Kaivax

PLUNDERSTORM, THE SEQUEL

Coming very soon, we’re releasing a completely non-PvP sequel to Plunderstorm. This event has no PvP whatsoever, and it’s super easy to pick up all the rewards, as they’re just laying on the ground in the relative safety of the starting zones! Look for this relaxing in-game activity on your calendar under the name “Noblegarden”.

Well, at least they’re aware it is garbage.

[Kittredge-azjolnerub (Kittredge)]

@Kaivax

you’ll never run out of challenges that cause déjà vu, a sense of familiarity, and the uncanny feeling that you recall having done this all before. And thanks to the bronze dragonflight’s presence inside the Recursive Circular Loop, you’ll never run out of challenges that cause déjà vu, a sense of familiarity, and the uncanny feeling that you recall having done this all before.

lol, this one made me laugh pretty good.

[Lillyanñ-wyrmrest-accord]

@Kaivax

Vault of the Turbinates

Yes. I want to see the seething rage of people that hate underwater lol

[Saángreal-moon-guard (Saángreal)]

@Kaivax

There’s nothing more enjoyable in gaming than randomness, so we’ve taken Original WoW and dialed the uncertainty up to F on a scale of 1-10. The “F” stands for “fun

Fun detected? Your fun is now a 1. Not having enough fun? Fun will be dialed up to a 10. This way everyone gets a fun experience

fun not sold with every purchase

[Gigabear-windrunner]

Hilarious as always, but perhaps a bit redundant this year.

Praise the stormwall.

[Hellrider-wyrmrest-accord]

@Kaivax

Coming very soon, we’re releasing a completely non-PvP sequel to Plunderstorm. This event has no PvP whatsoever, and it’s super easy to pick up all the rewards, as they’re just laying on the ground in the relative safety of the starting zones! Look for this relaxing in-game activity on your calendar under the name “Noblegarden”.

10carrots

[Talichka-moon-guard]

@Kaivax

NEW DUNGEON

Those wild and crazy bronze dragonflight pranksters are at it again and again, and only you can save them from themselves’ selves in the Recursive Circular Loop. Enter this new old dungeon from anywhere you like, and then head in either direction, because the results are always the same as the last time you did this!

With five different bosses that may turn out to actually only be one boss at five different timepoints, you’ll never run out of challenges that cause déjà vu, a sense of familiarity, and the uncanny feeling that you recall having done this all before. And thanks to the bronze dragonflight’s presence inside the Recursive Circular Loop, you’ll never run out of challenges that cause déjà vu, a sense of familiarity, and the uncanny feeling that you recall having done this all before.

ngl, this actually sounds cool

[Fuzzbutt-zuljin]

Nope. Totally real patch notes.

[Thelei-stormrage]

@Kaivax

kill a murloc

Dude, do YOU know how vicious those little suckers are?? No way. I’ll need more drops than that

[Xiriel-grizzly-hills]

@Kaivax

PLUNDERSTORM, THE SEQUEL

Coming very soon, we’re releasing a completely non-PvP sequel to Plunderstorm. This event has no PvP whatsoever, and it’s super easy to pick up all the rewards, as they’re just laying on the ground in the relative safety of the starting zones! Look for this relaxing in-game activity on your calendar under the name “Noblegarden”.

Oh come on! I said I wanted a challenging PVE version! Like only so much time before the storm devours you to face hard hitting elites/bosses and popup elemental effects like downdrafts that knock you off of jumping puzzles and what have you…

[Zumakind-faerlina]

@Kaivax

PLUNDERSTORM, THE SEQUEL

Coming very soon, we’re releasing a completely non-PvP sequel to Plunderstorm. This event has no PvP whatsoever, and it’s super easy to pick up all the rewards, as they’re just laying on the ground in the relative safety of the starting zones! Look for this relaxing in-game activity on your calendar under the name “Noblegarden”.

HAHAHA!!! This is freaking good!! They know people hate Plunderstorm so much so they rub salt in the wound!

[Rikee-kelthuzad]

Thanks Blizz for the Plunderstorm one. I haven’t laughed my dibadoo off this hard for a while

[Elfyr-area-52]

Omg this is so good. And that Noblegarden joke was VERY funny.

“… could be a slowww day for horsie”!

[Padgarre-lightbringer (Padgarre)]

I don’t understand the difference between this and normal patch notes.