Will Baine EAT Lor'themar?

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Let’s just say it would make Takei go Oh My.

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I’m trying to hone in on why I like this post so much and I think it’s because it reminds me of the insane Game of Thrones theory videos that pop up in my youtube video feed from time to time.

Is character X secretly also character Y and also an Elder God and also a time traveler?

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Just wait until Baine starts eating the Bronze Dragonflight…

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Oh no…

But it makes perfect sense! We know that Nozdormu will eventually be driven to insanity to become Murozond.

We know that, as Murozond, he warns of a future much worse than the Hour of Twilight.

And now we know what that future holds… Baine the All-Eater

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Perhaps Anduin wishes to be the prettiest in the land! But one Elf stands in his way. Baine has been his sleeper agent.

It explains much.

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I had a perfect reply in mind, but I’ll get banned lmao :joy::+1:t2:

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As the biggest Horde leader, Baine should clearly eat the other horde leaders.

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This is the greatest thread I’ve seen in this forum in months!

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asking the real questions eh OP

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Awwwe thanks! :two_hearts:

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What the hell did I just read lmao

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This actually might explain why the cookbook I pickpocketed off of a Tauren was “How to serve man” …

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This thread proves the already widely accepted theory all male pandaren players are stoned 24/7

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I was about to make another Baine x Anduin joke, but let’s keep it within the game’s age rating.

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Pff, why should he stop at eating entire races? Eventually he’s going to swallow up all of Azeroth…and move on to the Titans.

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Idk, I think it is way too soon for Baine to eat Lor’temar so soon after Genn Greymane ate Moozy.

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They’re saving it for sweeps.

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The reason N’zoth was beaten was because Baine swallowed him from across the cosmos.

He is becoming too powerful.

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Hey, wait a minute! Thrall told the Darkspear we weren’t allowed to eat people anymore. What gives?

Frickin’ Horde and their double standards.

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Looks at their dinner

We’re not supposed to eat people?

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