Why is Blizz always trying to shove this Hand Towel recipe down my throat?

The title. :slight_smile:

I don’t know what this means.

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The Shrouded Hand Towel recipe stays in my bags, I always destroy it. I don’t want it.

You should always carry a towel. It’s in the guide.

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Learn the recipe. Problem solved.

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Adventuring rule #1: Always bring a towel

You never know when you’ll need one. You’re living dangerously by deleting it

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I was killed by a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal because I left my towel at home once.

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I guess I could always go stand in a fountain and then use it. Closest thing to bathing…

One time, I left my towel at home, and the bomb stockmarket crashed. I had a heart attack and nearly died! If a nearby goblin didn’t have an extra emergency towel I would not be here today!

Don’t forget to bring a towel!

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Or you could wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta!

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Never heard of it.

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I love the baiting title!

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What? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Don’t forget you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal.

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