Why I don't like horde

  1. Races are ugly, and males seem to have back problems (hunched over) Blood elves, mag’har and undead are the only cool factions. Do not want to play a cow that needs to scratch himself every minute because it isn’t used to wearing armor.

  2. Cities are ugly and poorly laid out. No central questing area (except for old barrens) and hangout hub like goldshire.

  3. Horde do morally questionable stuff and Blizz seems to move its leaders towards evil. I have a problem with a faction that raises dead friends to fight their former comrades. That is Lich King stuff not Horde honorable.

  4. Alliance have a better tolerance for losing, if horde do bad everyone QQ’s and leaves after the first attempt. More hardcore players on horde with an elitist attitude.

  5. Alliance races are interesting and makes me think of ur typical fantasy tropes and some of us like that.

  6. Elwynn Forest is the best zone in the game, next to Duskwood.

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Well, you are entitled to your opinions, even if they are wrong.

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Do we have anything like Goldshire? I don’t think we do…

Hm.

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From the tales I’ve heard of Goldshire, that’s prolly a good thing.

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That’s moonguard server, leave the rest of us out.

I’ve heard silvermoon can get close at times on rp servers, haven’t ever witnessed it myself however.

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On MG you have silvermoon, but it’s dead I think. Went in there the other night and it was a bunch of low level RPers… ahem… looking for love.

There was one high level toon that attacked me until they recognized me, but I couldn’t get thalassian to work.

So the other day I was in Loch modan and saw this cute cute Gnome mage, LvL 8. My guy level 20 had 1,200 HP and she had only 120 HP.
So basically 10 times the difference. Then I realized she had rez-sickness, -75% stats. I looked through her gears and I could tell she was a newbie. So I said “Hello there!”
She stopped moving, turned around and looked at me. It took good 1 full minute before she said “Hello Sargeras”

my guys name-sargeras, so she thought Sargeras was my name…
I began to wonder how old she was…at least it’s a good thing she can type I suppose.

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you should’ve yelled THIS MORTAL FLESH CANNOT CONTAIN THE TRUE MIGHT OF MY FORM

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We hang out in Orgrimmar. Despite the stone, and spikes, and iron everywhere, and the dirt roads, many of us really love our city. Who needs a pokey village? :heart_eyes:

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Words of those who haven’t been to Silvermoon City on my server at certain times, bless its heart.

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Well, I checked the one place I knew…
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but no one was found. They have a nice hot tub though.

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I mean, a shirtless boy troll immediately improves any hussy-ing spot.

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Most of your post is fairly clear and I do agree with most points save one: I have it on good authority that Elwynn Forest has more cooties than the rest of the world combined.!
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Frankly I think troll females have the best build, and they look good in a lot of the armor.

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I will agree with #2 only.

  1. While looking around the first 1:30min before battlegrounds horde are generally funnier cast of characters and I enjoy my bad posture comrades, just saw a dopey Tauren on a tricycle today :smiley:. As long as they can press buttons fast and kill…I don’t care what they look like.

  2. For city layout (I’m a bit OCD) I like: Dalaran>Stormwind=Dazar’alor>Ironforge>Orgrimmar>>Undercity(claustrophobia).
    I’m glad Dazar’alor has structured lines, is golden and has nature built into it. It could be more functional, but it has great views.

  3. I don’t have any control over how Horde characters are written. I do like dark narratives so Horde fits my preference better. I may be in the minority but I like how Sylvanas is being portrayed, in vanilla my first toon was forsaken and wow started POV in a crypt for me.

You also forgot to mention they lack the characteristics of giving there opponents a fierce atmosphere. How is anyone supposed to feel intimidated by creatures with a bunch of dental issues that have teeth like tusks poking out. A panderen might as well insult the horde by sticking chopsticks into his mouth to imitate what the horde thinks in the word intimidating means.

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I played Dark Souls for years, I’m all about fashion souls in any rpg game I play. I only play human looking races which is why I prefer alliance one of the reasons. I love undead but the posture thing I can’t stand.

You think Blood Elves are one of the only cool factions in the Horde?

You think… Blood Elves… are among the coolest the Horde has to offer.

You think…

Sorry I just can’t process this.

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When I drive by Panda Express, I remember when my monk was Pandaren.

This is why after a while I just had to change to the coolest race, the blood elves.

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