Why I carry a hammer

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Yeeeeah, no. We literally have a racial resistance to fire. Pull the other one, scruffy.

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I carry a shovel. I will bury your hammer as well as your shame. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Ok… that was a lifetime ago. I must be remembering wrong… EDIT: I’m no good at talking smack

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Why do you hate Italians?

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You don’t wait for a fire to spread before putting it out.

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I have a few mogs that use 2h maces. I like the concept, but don’t seem to have many maces that look holy, or at least somewhat knight themed that go with my mogs.

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But…that’s my point. That particular fire IS contained. If some Light-crazed blockhead were to rush the place and drive them out, they will literally spread the fire themselves. If you really want to do good with that hammer, nail some stout boards across the inn’s door… :laughing:

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I carry a hammer so at any time I can make a “it’s hammer time” joke.

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Paladins are cringe and stupid. Any honor, clout or respect for your kind died with Alexandros.

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So says the dark and edgy warlock.

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Nyah UwU~

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Yuck. Do you need help smiting such a heathen?

Everyone knows that if you have something sweet on a pizza it needs to be paired with something spicy, like jalapenos.

Anchovies are just overall nasty and should not be put on pizza. Fish food should stay fish food.

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I’m not edgy. I’m, caffeine deficient right now. It’s a legit condition.

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Bonk me daddy

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35

Praise be, noble warrior of the light.

May your hammer strike true, by the grace and glory of the light!

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I’m partial to the scythe myself, makes for good sowing and reaping…

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Hey I also prefer hammers. It’s like your really a judge and calling order on bad guys skulls. Lol

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Samesies! Though my hammer has some spikes on it and is fiery.

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I carry a hammer because non flush nails are dangerous.