Why High Elves Don't Work: A Primer

It’s okay, I don’t eat Tauren. They are among my favorite races.

Well, how do you feel about being eaten alive?

I’m kinda old fashioned and feel there needs to be at least a few dates first.

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You are making me hungry.

How about you put something sexy on and I take you to McDonald’s?

At least bring him somewhere with good fries.

Burger King has gotten pretty good at fries these days.

Better than McDonald’s, but Wendy’s has better fries than McDonald’s or BK.

And what’s even better is finding a place that respects fries enough to use actual potatoes.

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Like in n out?

Do 10-15 years really suggest a differentiation between “modern” and whatever antonym you care to use?

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Dunno, never had their fries.

Kinda stringy I’ve always thought but they use real potatoes. You can even watch them prepare em.

Stringy can be okay, real potatoes are a good sign though. I’d try em.

Please. I have standards you know.

(ok, I’m going full Delco here.)

Needs to be a romantic meal of hoagies on top of a trash can.

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s960x960/57331389_2031539173642424_457030966070738944_o.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ohc=6jJFjeEuEQcAX-_iDzW&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=1009f29ece7f6ae2061fe298375aec87&oe=5E95F59F

(this post delayed by how damn long it took me to find the not photoshopped version of that.)

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Valera can do whatever she wants.

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I…ummm…nope, not gonna do it.

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Trying to keep the thread pg?

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Well, T for Teen anyway. :wink:

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I suppose we should, we don’t need a thread lock. I’ll behave, I guess.

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