Why eat gnome? I found something better!

Eat orc instead of gnome! I recently went to au draenor to recruit the mag’har. And I found a light bound orc. I eat it and liked it. When I returned to orgimmar, I had to eat more. U asked sylvanas when gave me a peon to eat. I enjoyed that too. The I was told to go find saurfang with a dark ranger. And I immediately thought free food. So I tried to eat saufang, but happy boi didn’t want me eating his friend so I eat his finger and ran away.

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How dare you? Everyone knows that gnomes are delicious! Come back to us, I’m sure you’ll be satisfied, 100% or your money back.

Fire up the grill – we’re having panda steaks tonight!

Blood elf seems pretty tasty.

Specially when you make them into jerky.

Consult the Goblins, they might set you up with something for your travels.

Ask them to can you up some Orc 'n Beans™.

(Horde consuming Horde… we might win this war after all!)

Light Orc? What are you on a diet? Next you will be saying you only eat lean Tauren when everyone knows that fat is the flavor!

Well! This seems like a nightmare.

lol

Have you guys ever had Tortollan? Turtle soup is delicious!

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Shredder is that you?

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You had me at how.

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If you had one of every race in front of you. Which seems most appetizing?

I know which I’d go for… *cough tauren cough*

Gnomes are for punting anyways (with a few exceptions).

Orcs are for what… zug zug and manual labor.

While I do amit, Taurens are amazing for the main entré :meat_on_bone::poultry_leg::hotdog:, gnomes are best for dessert! :heart_eyes::cupcake::cake::candy::doughnut::chocolate_bar::cookie:

That’s tenderizing!

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Get some orc, on ya fork! :fork_and_knife: