Why does blizzard hate beards?

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I know ive been vocal on troll beards for a while now but honestly after seeing some cool evokers with full beards i wonder whats keeping blizzard from just giving beards to every race that doesnt have it.

There are no real beards for normal elfs unless ur a night elf. No beards for forsaken despite humans having beards, no beards for BOTH trolls, no beards for vulpera, none for goblins its honestly shocking.

Games with less population have better custimization and wow has absoluely no excuse to not up the beard game.

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Beards for trolls and expanded lady beard options from the Earthen! :smiley:

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They could have made an entire noir 1930s style facial hair for Goblins to really drive home the mafia / loan shark / greaser look. But nah, get different shades of mutton chops and 5’o’clock shadows.

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10000% agreed. Every race should have a plethora of beard options and more short hair styles while we are at it.

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Read the title and assumed this was about dwarf beards clipping into all the newer 3d armor models :confused:

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The Jade Witch calls dwarves “Beard Sprites” lol

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Why does blizzard hate beards?

my mind went right to Elaine Benes, lol

do scaled things have hair follicles?
How would that even work, logically…biologically?

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Beards for Trolls and for Forsaken should have been possible for a long time now.

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Feel free to wiggle your troll toes through my beard. It’s the best I can do for you right now.

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Would look really weird on that one guy with no lower jaw. He’d have to wear a fake beard that hooked onto his ears.

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The real question we should be asking here is, why does Blizzard hate curly hair? All the hair customizations in this game are straight hair, not curly.

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Think Human Females and the Human form for Worgen Females only have curly hair options. Gnomes sorta do, but really it is just an 80s Big Hair Perm.

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Right, we have a lot of 80s hairstyles.

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I thought once blood elves got beards, everyone would but i was proven wrong by blizzard

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Forsaken and Trolls would be the best candidates for a proper long beard since they hunch. But yeah, it’s actually really disappointing how few customization options we’ve had across time and the fact that they have to present hair colors as some kind of big deal underlines that.

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Give everyone beards! Beards are awesome.

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Yep, but it does allow for an okay Mama’s Family Thelma “Mama” Harper RP character. :dracthyr_crylaugh:

But, yeah, we could really use some better hair (and other) customization all around.

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Lmao, why in the world did you make Mama a death knight?!

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Yeah, I saw a fan art of a male forsaken with a beard and now I feel stolen.

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