they tried to mug me in my own city.
or tried to ban me from a tavern they dont even own.
I’ve been to that bar . Batrastards trying to pass shot glasses off as beer mugs
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their face.
the small form factor isnt much of an issue 
i mean, they dont even own it, it was just a priest tellin me not to drink.
so i stepped over em
Mechagnome girlies are fun.
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I adore mine. 
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The laugh is the best thing about Gnomes. Best one in the game.
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Nothing like chopping an Orc to bits with a Gnome in PvP while spamming /giggle
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I don’t hate gnomes. Gnomes are delicious.
I Don’t hate them; they are fun to kick around…
Because I played a feral in Classic.
I love gnomes. I have so many recipes.
I’m also going to guess that you only worry about being punted by Warriors, Paladins and Death Knights. All those other classes would bust their foot trying to put you airborne.
off topic, but I absolutely love your mog!
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I used to date a Gnome girl for awhile, I tell you I was nuts over her. But I had to break up with her after awhile, she kept sticking her nose in my business.
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Imagine playing any other race than gnome. We are the superior race. Resistance is futile.
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I have PTSD from a gnome rogue ganking me when I first started and I was like, WHAT just happened?! lmao
My youngest son just got his own account and guess what he made… a gnome rogue 
I don’t hate Gnomes, they are the corner stone for the sport of Gnome Ball. Its gone pro with teams like:
Undercity Slime
Orgrimmar Slayers
Thunder Bluff Lightning
Stormwind Lions
Ironforge Gryphons
Teldrassil Fire
One of them whispered me something disturbing and I haven’t quite recovered