Why do I need to be fat to play a human shaman?
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Eventually they’ll open all classes to every race. You’ll get your Stormwind shaman soon enough.
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More bounce to the ounce makes your spells hit harder?! 
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You have to eat 4 elementals in order to get their power.
They take up a LOT of space -especially the wind one - he can clear out a room if you let him out after eating him
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Gawd. I love the drust forms for Druid. They’re like my ultimate class fantasy… but they’re stuck behind those awful kul tiran models.
I’m not like a “fat hater,” the models are just bad. There are plenty of good looking plus size people. Those models make them look like shrek.
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Maybe it will become a thing someday. Would make sense, they came from Vrykul after all.
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“soon” meaning 3-4 years if ever. I’ll believe blizz when I see it.
Most likely they will forget about them like they did the remaining heritage armors.
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(puts down the hopium mask)
I said, “soon,” damnit!
(goes back to huffing the hopium)
All races… all classes!
(Huff huff)
Sh-shuddup!
(Huff huff)
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I like the Male model for Kul Tiran. They look like power lifters to me like Hafþór Björnsson who played the Mountain in GOT.
The females though was a miss for me. I would have preferred something like female Vrykul or more recently Luisa in Encanto. The current model doesn’t look like a powerful adventurer. They look more like overweight housewives.
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Blatant fatphobia. Do better.
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Because kultirans understand the elements and humans don’t.
Besides, kultirans are nice. =)
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You’re already a bigot.
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You can get help. You can recover. Counselors are waiting to assist you today. Won’t you call? Your loved ones will thank you for it.
(Snags hopium canister while you’re introspecting, takes a big hit)
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Need all those calories to burn for the Elements 
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Kul Tirans aren’t fat… they’re festively plump… and dwarves are stocky…
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You can be a fat panda shaman too.
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Giv body options for KT
And regular humans too while we’re at it. Every male human is way too swole.
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Body sliders go go! They say they cant add em though but a part of me feels like they could… they just dont want to put resources in it.
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Even if they can’t do sliders (and WoW’s code is spaghetti’d enough for me to believe that) they can still do a handful of preset options. They showed that it’s possible with orc postures already.
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They’re just big boned. They probably all grew up hoisting sails and arm wrestling Zandalarians
Also Wolff’s law
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