Why do I have a tail?

The females like 'em.

Classic Darwinian Sexual Selection at work!

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That tail is actually a vestigial tentacle

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cause goats have tails

So what I hear you saying is you Google strange things late at night… :joy:

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That is sexy. I need this pic for… research.

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Give me tails on Worgen please.

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I’ve seen fan art for what they think the tail is for.

How do you know that? Have you tried running around without a tail on those hooves with those legs so awkwardly stuck on the end of your torso?

Have you ever seen ANY creature with hooves that didn’t have a tail?

Lol, I was just thinking the EXACT same thing on all points, and was searching the comments to see if anyone else had posted it, before I made my post mentioning it.

because the males find them attractive, duh.

Gimmie!

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If you don’t need it, wanna sell it? I got some worgen who would absolutely adore having a nice tail!

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I think of it as a “handle.”

So you question the tail but not the tentacles? What function do they serve?

That’s what makes them awesome at magic, its a sensory organ that allows them to pick up on arcane energies. Or so I think…

To be fair, everybody finds it attractive. Sargeras liked it so much he just took over the planet.

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Oh, I think you know.

i coulda sworn this was some Rupi Kaur poem

Yes we need it. Look at our legs, there are not made for bipeds, and we need a tail to stay balanced. And here comes a pro tip: when you running your tail it’s very useful to maneuver.

It enhances the ‘experience’.