Why do Earthen wear undergarments?

Genuine question.

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Like Commander Data before them, they had to be programmed with a modesty subroutine in order to get them to stop running around naked.

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Monkey see, monkey do?

Because they’re all bricked up.

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Well the titans wore clothes. So I’d imagine its like a “well now now. our creations must keep up appearances” thing

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They have genes, and those genes have tails.

i have a better joke for this but i dont want to spend a month on reddit so

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no balls at all

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yeah fair enough ive tried t orebuttle ur sentence but i cant ur right

how do they replicate?

gene tail in machine

I mean, technically they aren’t.
it’s just carved to look like underwear.

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Because the game is rated T, not A/O.

annoying orange?

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If you’re the sort of person who makes jokes, how are you not banned from reddit yet?

I’ve been permabanned since 2020.

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I don’t make them often, hardly. That and, the communities I am in, don’t have the opportunity for me to make those jokes.

I am only permabnned from one subreddit and it’s god of war ragnark all because I said both games were okay

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It’s not underware if it’s part of you.

So, eventually, you can turn your underwear into not underwear?

They are trying and failing to mimic the customs of normal people. They have undergarments for the same reason that they have beards on women and the same reason that AI image generators give you pictures of people with 3 arms, 25 fingers, and 60 teeth.

They missed the mark. I basically consider Earthen to be WoW’s version of an LLM generated dwarf. Just all kinds of failures but it’s still mostly a dwarf.

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They’re 3D printed statue people. Their undies are part of them. There’s no next level.