Why did you leave the Alliance Blood Elves?

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Why did you leave the Alliance! Why! I miss my Original Color Skin Elf Race on the Blue Side so badly! I miss you Sorceress Shellys! I miss you fine looking Medic Priest Garys! I miss you Paladin like Spellbreakers Johnsons! Even the Ranger Link johnsons too!

Some of us have changed! Us Humans Changed our ways of the past! Dwarves and Gnomes have Changed as well! Why you reject us Alliance Folk! We’re not Racist or entitled. It was the Blueberries like those Night Elf Death Knight Harassers and Emo Blueberry Void Elves that mock and abuse us poor knights, footman, and paladins! I swear! We have good Doggys like Wolves that are well trained, and good light worshipping Draenei. Don’t believe the lies of the Void Blueberries!

Please come back! The Identity of the Alliance isn’t the same without you High/Blood Elves!

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Wait wait, I thought we created the Imperial Faction of Pointed Ear Beings along with those other pointed ear races. We say hello like this btw, :vulcan_salute:

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The alliance is lameo because you guys got human paladins there

In the Horde we can eat gnomes and pillage towns with free abandon!

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Oooooh! You called him out!

Humans never change!

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No! You won’t ever accept a deader like me. I mean sure, you guys have Death Knights on your side too. But it’s not like we’ll not be smacked or glared at every time we try to enter a major city. I mean, come on! Especially vampirically afflicted Death Knight Blood Elves.

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I wrote a song:

Brings out his Guitar.

Why did ya leave the Alliance.

Why did you leave the Alliance.

Why did you leave the Alliance!

Why did you leave the Alliance!!!

WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE ALLIANACE!!!

Puts away his Guitar.

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We had to make the Horde fabulous.

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Because we’re blood elves and the Horde is red so it fits us better! It was for the sake of fashion!

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Well the humans tried to finish what the scourge started. After 90% of all elves were killed only the Forsaken offered any help. (Who you were killing on sight and also abandoned by the Alliance.) Thats the main reason why we left.

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What happened to your goggles?! I got so used to them.

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We hate you.

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See! Those are the Lies I’m talking about! You got the Night Elves all wrong Blueberry alien! Its the Night Elf Death Knights that are harassing and mocking the Humans including Paladins!

That’s why I can’t stand you Forced Blueberries! Because you ruined Warcraft 2/3 High Elves! Original White/Black Skin Elves! Plus you stole Arakkoa’s Spot as well the Ethereals too.

Those poor Birbs.

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I have them still I just forgot to put them on before logging hehe. They can’t be mogged :frowning:

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But the Light can heal ya and if we had a Naaru. We Human Paladins and Priests as well the Draenei can change you back within the Living.

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Do you speak of turning her in to one of those accursed /shudders… light undead?

The cruelty of the Alliance knows no bounds!

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Then sit down

So which is it? Did void elves take High elves from you or Arrokoa or Ethereals? Because Void Elves are High Elves anyway.

I even wrote a song for you about it.

brings out guitar

Void Elves are High Elves.

Void Elves are High Elves.

Void Elves are High Elves!

Void Elves are High Elves!!!

VOID ELVES ARE HIGH ELVES!!!

puts away guitar

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Uhm…as I recall it was because they were told “your bad rubbish, leave before we end you” or somesuch.

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don’t let the Blood Elves fool you, they are pretty on the outside but rotten in the inside.

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I’ll tell you why the blood elves joined the Horde: faction balance. Everyone and their mother played Alliance in Vanilla and the Horde were truly the underdog faction.

I wonder if they’ll ever actually address and try to help with faction imbalance again. Don’t count on it. :roll_eyes:

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