Does their hair just fall out after it grows to 5 o’clock shadow?
Where’s the facial hair??
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Perhaps they can grow beards but its just a cultural thing to shave them
Who doesn’t like beards though?! What kind of treachery is this??
Just glue your gold to your face.
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Why they don’t have them is a mystery.
Perhaps tripping hazards if they get to long ?
but then again gnomes have beards…
I think they can but it’s such as the trolls where it’s not an option.
https://i.redd.it/lamcwlzke9p11.jpg
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Genetics or culture my guess. Then blood elfs finally got some more facial hair. So it’s the programmer’s fault!
Trolls would look 10000x better with a beard option though. I am not so sure about Gobbos
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Growing beards takes time and time is money.
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go’blin means beardless in Orcish.
(i totally made that up.)
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Everyone but lor’themar isn’t no longer there if you really want to think about it
It just takes Elves over a dozen years to grow mustaches.
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But having a beard makes you more attractive, and thus more likely to sell product
Beards = profit
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You see, when we joined the Horde it was just after we finished up the bi-decade cultural event The Great Silvermoon Shave.
Goblins sell it to Tauren and Vulpera when they get the mange.
Contrary to popular belief, the High Elves renamed themselves when they knicked themselves en masse while shaving with blades dulled in the defense of Quel’thalas.
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Let me tell you, November and December of 2006? Little pieces of toilet paper stuck to our chins was the HEIGHT of fashion in Silvermoon.
I recall the trolls in heroes of the storm have a beard and body hair.
At best, Cairne and Vol’jin are still open to communication.
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Meh. Facial hair is too often used as a poor substitute for actual character and personality.
Goblins don’t need it. Never have.
It’s an evolutionary trait to save on razor blades - those things are expensive.