Why can i be poly'd

im elise not a sheep?

How can you know for sure?

How sure are you that you’re not a sheep?

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i dont have any wool im a purple person

You say that, but I’m sure if we sheared your head, we could make a nice warm purple sweater.

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I actually identify as a Sheep so I purposely don’t kick polymorph when a mage casts it on me.

What if they cast pollymorph:penguin?

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That’s okay too because I look great in a tuxedo.

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No it’s not. They have no right to try and limit the types of forms you identify as. Literally shaking rn

**edited for pronouns

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I only use polymorph:monkey

I won’t be elaborating further

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I’m not in the right headspace for this today. And my anxiety is causing my “time blindness” to spike. I was late for work and my boss said that “time blindness” isn’t a real thing. I asked for a mental health day and they sent me home without pay, how is this okay?

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Tell him that he’s gaslighting you and file an OCR complaint.

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i haven’t deathed a sheep in 4 sessions. talk about nub