Why aren't there any good plagues?

Why cant I ever be infested with " foot massager gnomes" , or something?

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It’s still Sunday in spirit.

I gonna walk away form this forum… I gonna walk far away, I don’t know when I will stop…

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I have hooves… And gnome allergies so that sounds worse than the blight to me.

Darth Plagues…

You mean like how mites live in your pores and clean up your dead skin at night like your crusty eyelashes are a Las Vegas buffet?

Lmao this gave me a good laugh, thanks xD