Why are their rams in Bastion?

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Like… not even after-life variants of a ram like them piggies in Maldraxxus. An actual ram identical to living rams.

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Ram Ghost arrives in Bastion, Ram Ghost allowed to pick a form that they’re comfortable with, Ram Ghost becomes Ram.

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rams live lives devoted to service and order

also lots of pretty hills to climb

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I would Invite you to creatively offer your version of what creatures should be In Bastion. We are just living on this little Planet. Suppose your genius could enlighten us on what creatures should be?

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Like… at least a third horn or something

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So long as It’s not between the legs lol

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Whose Ram’s?

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Because the group Ram Jam did a cover of the song Black Betty. Everyone knows that Black Betty is a bottle of whisky. Willie Nelson makes a brand of whisky. Willie Nelson was in Auston Powers with Robert Wagner. Robert Wagner was in Wild Things with Kevin Bacon and that is why there are rams in Bastion.

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You messed that up on purpose didn’t you? -.-

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Bold of you to assume they weren’t in Bastion first.

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The foxes, unicorns, and birds that are all over the place are apparently fine. :thinking:

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