Taking bets on what qualifies as the “emergency.” This is a game not a crisis.
The contenders so far:
Server hamsters escaped or got tired.
Swarm of gamebreaking bugs that makes a rampaging zerg look like a proper socially distanced political rally.
Reserved Showcase for political VIPs and/or precious offspring of Blizz’s new overlords who wanted to play the new expansion first without the “peasants.”
New and improved staff found the last portrait of the fairer sex in the game, but they had already run out of fruit bowls.
I’ll let you in on a little secret: most people don’t use addons. When twinking in many leveling dungeons, only maybe 1 in 20 groups had a player in it who realized there was something very odd about the damage I was doing. Something really, really odd. And then they’d whisper me or say something.
If you use a meter, your new alt does too. You’re glancing at it. And you’d notice if the healer is doing 3/4ths of the damage in the dungeon.
The “wake up” feature is expected to launch in Q4 2023 with an MSRP of $39.99. Our coders are hard at work crafting a believable simulated reality for you to “wake up” in once you’ve purchased and activated the “wake up” feature.
If this was scheduled (on twitter apparently, because that’s the “best” place to tell us about it, as opposed to on the actual game) why is it stated as “emergency” and why is the time of duration not listed?
Going back a few years yo can see George Soros owns Blizzard and if you’re hip to the political (he’s knee deep in scene) workings you’ll see the need for “emergency” without qualifiers.
