They keep it all under wraps.
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Get out!
You know what you did!
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Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four it would be a chicken sedan.
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*** Rolls up weekend edition newspaper ***
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved! 
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I sea what you did there
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mum’s the word.
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dead silent
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Tomb much information, guys.
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What animal do you not wanna play games with?
A Cheetah
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Hope we’re not being too crypt-ic
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What kind of music do mummies like?
Wrap music.
/shadowmeld
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You’re clearly a peer amid great jokesters.
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I would make a gnome joke,
but that’s too low for me.
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I have a few jokes about unemployed people… But none of them work!
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A zen master walks into a deli and asks for a sandwhich the counter guy asks what kind does he want?
The zen guy thinks for a minute and says make me one with everything
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, " Why the long face? "
What’s green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A pool table.
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Horses man. Neigh-sayers too.
A bishop advertises a job to ring the bell in his tower. The only job applicant is a man with no arms.
Bishop: “How can you do the job? You can’t pull the rope!”
Man: “I have a plan, but we have to go to the top of the tower, where the bell is.”
… So they climb all the stairs to the top of the tower.
Bishop: “Ok, show me your plan.”
The man runs and jumps at the bell, striking it with his head. Sure enough, he rings the bell. A little groggy. He staggers around a bit, and falls out a window to the street below.
The policeman arrives and asks: “Who is this guy?”
The bishop replies: "I don’t know his name, but his face rings a bell."
The next day, a man (who has arms) arrives, claiming to be the other man’s brother. “Hi, I’ve come to take over my brother’s job.” The bishop offers his condolences for the loss of his brother, and then escorts him to the tower.
“Your brother used to ring the bell with his face,” said the Bishop. “Will you do that, too, or will you use your arms?” The hunchback’s brother replies “If my brother can ring it with his face, so can I!” So saying, he runs full bore at the bell, glances off it with his face, falls out the window and to his death in the street below.
The bishop rushes down to see what he can do for the poor man. A crowd gathers. A policeman arrives and asks the bishop “Do you know who this man is?” The bishop replies, "No, but he’s a dead ringer for his brother."
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