Kul’Tirans. Because they are Giant Humans of Humanity.
Reader’s Digest version: Stony Tony overslept, found out that everyone else got crumbled, found out that the cheap bastiges left a maintenance ladder out of the tower’s design, fired up the doo-hickey, fell off the tower, and got nabbed mid-air by Alexstrasza.
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Side note: I love the moment in the cinematic where Koranos casts his eyes down for a second before beginning the climb, because it encapsulates the reason why mechanics hate engineers.
The machinery was designed by beings for whom flight is as natural as breathing. So of course there are no ladders … and then they leave said machine in the care of things that can’t fly.
Stupid design? Sure, but anyone who’s ever tried to remove all of the engine mount bolts from a late model car has encountered design as bad, if not worse.
Anyway, in that moment, I can almost read his thoughts: “Fel dammit, Neltharion, would it have killed you to leave a ladder?!?”
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Orc ofc… they’re basically a combo between humans and the Hulk, color included.
Orc vs fatty mc fat fat… Like we don’t know the outcome of this fight already!
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Sometimes I wonder if folk know that Sumo wrestlers aren’t all flab and have to build up muscle. I think the same could be said for Kul’Tiran. They got a gut yes but they are built like brick [REDACTED] houses.
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Orc unless the Kul Tiran manages to connect with Haymaker lol
I don’t know but my dad can beat up your dad
Orcs, no contest.
Clearly we need 2 enthusiastic volunteers(boys only, girls icky) and at least one mud pit.
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Once again reminding everyone saying “Kul Tiran are just fat humans” to please look at them in game. Put them next to an Orc if possible.
Kul Tiran are 8 feet tall and are just as muscular as Orcs. An Orc standing upright is still a head shorter than KT. KT have more reach and more weight. More weight means you can grapple easier and are harder to grapple. More reach means you can throw a punch that the other person cannot punish as easily. That doesn’t guarantee the Kul Tiran victory, but it does not mean the Orc wins the fight with 100% certainty either.
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An orc would do well channeling its instinctual fury and going nuts on the KT. However, the KT is a force to be reckoned with. After having a little booze, he loves a good fight and even has racials to prove it (brush off damage and send an opponent flying with a haymaker).
Some of this probably depends on terrain. Orc would have a strong advantage on craggy/rugged terrain, but any situation involving water goes to the KT, whether it is actually swimming, being on a rocking boat, or on muddy sand.
Some takeaways: Orcs go “raaaah” and win. Kul Tirans go “glug glug” and win. Orcs run across jagged rocks better than KTs. KTs splash around in water better than Orcs can.
Who would win in a fight? Godzilla or his son Jesuszilla?
Kul’tiran can be big and strong and all but are still human.
Orc would most likely win.
But does it really matter if the KT can just grab the Orc with its huge arms and throw it against the wall?
1v1 no armor, weapons, or magic?
Orc