So lets so that back in legion, the goblins decided that something really desperately needed to be done about the legion so some of the most brilliant goblin minds formulated a plan to build a giant planet sized shredder to pump Sargeras with a fistful of Sulfur. They began making massive clones of goblins to operate the ship and got together all of the explosive power they could get together also well as recruited all the able bodied goblins hey could find for the task. Now a few things to know:
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Lets assume Steamweedle Cartel was organizing this and they weren’t getting any help from any other organizations that weren’t primarily goblin directly.
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They manage to get the ship built without Sargeras or the legion finding out what was going on(granted very unlikely).
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The ship has been empowered with a titan forged artifact plundered from the remains of Mirimon’s keep.
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All of the goblins have been promised 3 life times worth of riches if they succeed.
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The Shredder is also equipped with he Sword that Sargeras plunged into the planet.
Would they have any chance of succeeding in such a scenario?
how much gold does sargeras have?
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This is probably the most important question.
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If i was horde, id be goblin.
I say yes
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Make cents
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You’re asking a titan who cleaved a planet in half and how artifacts barely scratch him and his fire aura able to burn 1000 yards away against shredders? Ya im going with the titan.
“Sargeras’ flesh burns with demonic energy, scorching everything in his path. Sargeras’ body flames slowly increase the ambient temperature by up to fifty degrees in every direction for one thousand miles. The effect on natural climates can be devastating.”
Think my money’s on the titan
Oh ,there must be a catch with this ![:thinking:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/thinking.png?v=6" ":thinking:")
The shredder is goblin-made? All Sargeras has to do is sit back and wait for it to explode of its own accord.
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If the shredder blows up, do 65 million normal sizes shredders pop out?
Because I’d pay to watch that part of the fight
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Who would win, 6 million gobos or 1 fire elemental summoned by some dark boys
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That seals the deal. Goblins will obviously win. You think they’re gonna let an opportunity like that slide?
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I am actually thinking of making a machinema of this scenario. That sounds like a good idea.
That seals the deal. Goblins will obviously win. You think they’re gonna let an opportunity like that slide?
Doubtful. Not to mention if Sargeras wins than it will mean no profit for anyone even if they don’t accept.
Alien Aris
In today’s action news we cover gnome tin foil hat discussions. Let’s begin
Sargeras : yawns reading general discussion forums Nex’t expansion when ? flicks his finger …
64,999,999 Goblins : AHHHHH RUN !!!
Goblins do NOT tranverse the cosmos making worlds. Your question would better be asked if , “How many goblins can this big A sword kill in one swipe” ?
Sargeras, hes such a Buzzkill.
Clearly you haven’t been to Area 52 before. Goblins are very capable of transversing the cosmos.
@Alienaris. A giant shredder is the wrong way to handle the Sargeras problem. What the goblins would really need to do is build a giant shrink ray and then squash him like a bug. Then again though. That seems more like a gnomish thing.
My downpour spell defies flameyful beards
The fact it materialized out of thin air probably means with a single touch he could make it disappear just as quickly. Or create new ones where his hands are piercing through and slicing up hundreds of Goblin Shredders at will.
